# am lost in an endless succession of watchmen kink meme comments and, uh, plus4chan threads. remember how i used to feel weird about fanart*? well it seems all i needed was a comic-based fandom. and perhaps to develop pervier eyeballs. plus, stuff like this? has helped. a lot. there might have been noises. i am not at liberty to say. nrrrrrgh. ( Read more... )

# behind on comments & busy busy BUSY. *kicks work and clings to internet*

# defriending kanz IN REAL LIFE as i type. (for informing me that the real reason i like both joe dick and rorschach is because i am attracted to fictional men with poor personal hygiene. MEAN GIRL is what i'm saying here. suggest shunning. mmhmmm.) ( eta: she is doing it MORE *cries* )

when i ventured out into the vile weather for food (gales and rain - impressively nasty & encourages hibernation) and, okay, so maybe my mind wandered a little. to here:

re: hawaiiis anyone else really amused at the notion of joe dick lying on the beach, never mind doing so with the express aim of getting a tan on his butt? there are SO MANY ( Read more... )

hi sonia! c. 1600 words of HCL crack, please imagine a big pink ribbon wrapped round it. many thanks to belmanoir for beta. all suckage is, as ever, mine mine allll mine. no warnings (!) i think.

( He thought maybe there’d been mushrooms last night, definitely something new, anyway. A real head-fuck, the guy had said. )

Hard Core Logo, 530ish words, Joe/Billy (standard HCL warnings apply, i guess?)(  five things joe has used for lube )

hokay, i scanned the sections about Hard Core Logo in Screening Gender, Framing Genre: Canadian Literature Into Film - abuse of workplace scanner you say? i don't know what you mean. *innocents*. the images are quite big (and i missed a page - so #3 was scanned on my crappy home scanner, sorry about the slight change in quality there). also, i ( Read more... )

(dear virgin tv: you confuse me! i have discovery again! [thus the serial killers] so why did you tell me i didn't and deny me my deadliest catch??)

okay, so firstly, happy birthday meresy \u/ *packages up a callum just for you* (don't tear the wrapping off too fast, you might damage the contents. with your teeth ( Read more... )

received from tardington this afternoon:

#1 Wonder if Hugh would grow a Magnum PI mustache to satisfy Callum's walrus fetish..?

#2 'Great scott!' is their safe word

#3 :googles prosthetic walrus bondage tusks:

actually, i think i also blame mrs_laugh_track. lots of blame to go round here!

this is not kanzenhanzai's fault: ( wow, that almost never happens! p.s. joe dick under cut p.p.s. tardington, you don't want to click the cut-tag )

it's llassah's birthday today. hi llassah! may naked canadians bring you porn and sparkles! ♥

p.s. i accidentally wrote you into fic. um. forgive me? this was a throw-away half paragraph. and then it sort of expanded.

( c. 920 words of unbeta'd shame )

( noel: chicks like this movie too.
hugh: they love it! [or, i watch HCL with the commentary on] )