fucking birds

[_straydog_]

Anybody know how to get a bird to shut up? The fucking twerp won't stop twerping. >[

Comments

[calm_facade]

...Perhaps you need to feed it? Or let it out of its cage? o.o

[_straydog_]

What, you think I'm a moron? Of COURSE I've been feedin' it!

Let it out of it's cage? Hell no! It'll just run away. >[ Stupid bird.

[calm_facade]

Well then maybe you need to pay a little more attention to it, since you dont seem so fond of the creature....Perhaps it is just annoying you because you seem so upset with it? Or affection always works.

Are you its real care taker? >>

[_straydog_]

It freaks out every time I try to touch it. >.>;; Bird don't like me much.

I am! It's real owner is gone for awhile.

[_alittlelonger]

Where did you pick up that bird anyway...?

[_straydog_]

Just....around. >.>;;;

[_alittlelonger]

...right. Maybe it's just anxious to get back to its owner.

[_straydog_]

Owner's....kinda gone.

[kaworu_ravyn]

How 'bout 'Silencio'?

[_straydog_]

Fucking GENIUS.

[zakeru_magic]

Kill it Use some kind of silencing charm? Make the cage sound proof?

[_straydog_]

I can't kill it! It ain't mine!

[_chizuru_chan]

Birds 'chirp', not 'twerp'.

[_straydog_]

Fuck off.

[_chizuru_chan]

What's the problem? If it won't shut up snap it's little neck. Why are you keeping a pet anyway? You don't seem like the nurturing type.

[_straydog_]

What kinda cold-hearted bitch are you? It's a BIRD! I can't killa bird just 'cause it won't shut up! Merlin's tits. Rukia'd kill me.

((strike-out = illegible))