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_straydog_

fucking birds

Feb 28, 2006 22:08

Anybody know how to get a bird to shut up? The fucking twerp won't stop twerping. >[

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_chizuru_chan March 1 2006, 07:35:46 UTC

Birds 'chirp', not 'twerp'.

_straydog_ March 1 2006, 22:20:42 UTC

Fuck off.

_chizuru_chan March 1 2006, 23:47:48 UTC

What's the problem? If it won't shut up snap it's little neck. Why are you keeping a pet anyway? You don't seem like the nurturing type.

_straydog_ March 2 2006, 03:40:28 UTC

What kinda cold-hearted bitch are you? It's a BIRD! I can't killa bird just 'cause it won't shut up! Merlin's tits. Rukia'd kill me.

((strike-out = illegible))

_chizuru_chan March 2 2006, 03:44:01 UTC

Well gee, aren't we the sensitive one. I wouldn't have taken you for an animal lover, Abarai.

_straydog_ March 2 2006, 03:45:02 UTC

Ya don't have ta be an animal lover ta be against killin' 'em for no reason. >[

((lies! he's a total softie. XDD))

_chizuru_chan March 2 2006, 03:50:19 UTC

You said it wouldn't shut up; isn't that reason enough?

[[Chizuru wouldn't actually kill a bird either (especially if she knew it was Russell XD); she's just surprised Renji wouldn't. It seems to go along with his public image (false bravado!) XD]]

_straydog_ March 2 2006, 04:36:15 UTC

Hell, if that were reason enough, I'd've killed YOU long ago. >[

((False bravado? Pssh! False asshole-ish-ness, you mean. =P))

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