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Oct 04, 2006 22:29

haha i thought this was funny!!!

You Know You're A Band Nerd When....
1. You hear music on the radio and start marking time.
2. You're walking behind someone and you're in step with them.
3. You try to guess the tempo to your favorite song.
4. All your friends are in band.
5. "Armed guard" means girl with a pole, not guy with a gun.
6. You remember sharps and flats more than you remember the
name of the president.
7. You've named your instrument.
8. You see your section more than you see your family.
9. Everyone wants to kill the other football team...you want to kill
the other band.
10. You accidentally call your band director "mom".
11. Reeds taste good.
12. You subconsciously start practicing with a pencil.
13. The band room is your second home. (It's your home if you've
got it bad.)
14. You've been to band camp and consider it the highlight of
your summer.
15. You recite the alphabet A through G then start back at A again
16. Spit rags don't gross you out.
17. You carry cork grease or reeds in your pocket.
18. You have a neck strap tan line.
19. You go around humming the last song you practiced, even if
it's the Bb concert scale.
20. You list your band director as your emegency contact.
21. You often say "It's a band thing".
22. You list your band director as a reference on job applications.
23. People want to contact you so they call the band room.
24. You eat lunch in the band room.
25. You don't take double tonguing as a dirty joke.
26. You remember this one time, at band camp.
27. You think band camp is fun.
28. All you can think about is getting a new instrument.
29. you ditched school but stay in the band room all day.
30. Every guy/girl you're interested in is in band.
31. You like wearing the uniform.
32. You can play more than one instrument well.
33. All of your conversations eventually get around to the subject
of band.
34. You have to explain to the freshmen about each and every
member of the band.

If more than one of these applies to you you're a BAND NERD
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