Tacos and Encino Man.This is my day ( Read more... )

"Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won't think you're going gaga." - David Ogilvy

With this in mind I am now going to have to start making myself a little crazier. (NO COMMENTS, I meant the awesome kind of crazy and not the... me kind of crazy.) What would throw me over into 'eccentric madwoman' ( Read more... )

Raen: No, it's not the same. I can't be cute with my vagina.

Edit: "No, don't post that! People don't need to know what it can't do! It'll never attract a mate!"

Edit again!: A gem of stupid from here...

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle ( Read more... )

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them.

James Baldwin; Stranger in the Village.

Circe: Can you imagine what it would be like if you had a ninja up your bum?
Raen: It'd be like buttsex with Tim!

Sena's going away do last night turned out to be a nice, but quiet, affair. We had very nice expensive cake and everything. Thanks to all who showed up and wished her good travels and all that.

I spent the night sober. Get a load of that, folks. Yes, I was drinking. And, yes, at one point I was quite tipsy but then I switched to coke and tea. ... ( Read more... )

She was wearing a pair of my pajamas with the sleeves rolled up. When she laughed I wanted her again. A minute later she asked me if I loved her. I told her it didn't mean anything but that I didn't think so. She looked sad. But as we were fixing lunch, and for no apparent reason, she laughed in such a way that I kissed her.'The Stranger' by Albert ( Read more... )

Raen: "Oh My GOD! Your mum has ENORMOUS HOOTERS!!"

Thus said when we were playing random- undrunken- 'the next picture I click is your mum!' game. I wouldn't have put this note but Raen goes 'nooo! your parents READ THIS!! Don't sully my good name!!'

ETA: Raen: "Now do my mum!"

When did it get to the point when 4 ciders sent me off the deep end ( Read more... )

( MSN convo with Billy Corgan (*snerk*) )