MSN convo
Circe says:
OMGMRCORGANILOVEYOU!!!
Billy Corgan says:
*sigh* alright, you want a snog?
Circe says:
ummm....maybe...but...umm...canihaveyouforever?
Circe says:
i mean, ummm...
Circe says:
dearmrcorganyourockiloveyouforever!
Billy Corgan says:
sshhh *gives billy!snogs cos I am*
Circe says:
*dies*
Billy Corgan says:
*shines with it*
Circe says:
Did you ever sleep with Melissa Auf der Maur?
Billy Corgan says:
What happens in Machina, stays in Machina.
Circe says:
what does GATGC MEAN?
Billy Corgan says:
Glass And The Ghost Children, silly.
Circe says:
...
Circe says:
You know perfectly well i was asking about the meaning behind the lyrics
Billy Corgan says:
but wouldn't it be funny if you weren't?
Circe says:
... but i am, Mr Corgan
Billy Corgan says:
no, -I- am Mr Corgan.
Circe says:
Do you know me?
Billy Corgan says:
Yes, I do know you. Please stop sending the letters.
Circe says:
awww, why?
Billy Corgan says:
because they scare my cat.
Circe says:
They weren't meant for your cat
Circe says:
you have a cat? i bet it'ssocute!
Circe says:
Billy Corgan's Cat.
Billy Corgan says:
His name is Billy!
Circe says:
aww!
Circe says:
how...narcissistic. but you rock so i'll let it pass
Billy Corgan says:
Oh I didn't name him. he names himself. See, he used to be a band member, but he decided he'd rather be my pet, so now he wanders round in a cat suit. It's really nifty.
Circe says:
...
Circe says:
Do you have Jimmy walking around your house in a cat suit?
Billy Corgan says:
Crawling, actaully.
Circe says:
well...that's...interesting
Billy Corgan says:
Sometimes he bounces on his tail. Springs. Very handy for changes lightbulbs. Melissa and I have this joke... but you don't want to hear it.
Circe says:
oh! billyandmelissawantjoke!
Billy Corgan says:
Alright, since you're you. How many Pumpkins dressed as cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Circe says:
... one?
Billy Corgan says:
Yes! *laughs*
Circe says:
...
Billy Corgan says:
That's okay. James didn't get it either. We showed him though
Circe says:
cause...yeah...that's, erm, funny.
Billy Corgan says:
Are you being nice to me because I'm famous?
Circe says:
No. I'm being nice to you because you're Billy Corgan.
Billy Corgan says:
Are you trying to sleep with me?
Circe says:
Yes. Because you're Billy Corgan
Billy Corgan says:
That works out well. I'm very sleepy.
Circe says:
Sigh. Want to sleep in my bed? It's just over there *points*
Billy Corgan says:
Yes. Do lets.
Circe says:
Well...off you go then. Sleep well, Billy Corgan {omgbillycorganinmybedbecool}
Billy Corgan says:
Thank you, randomly kind fan # 364
Circe says:
waa
Billy Corgan says:
*giggles* I'm only kidding, Circe
Circe says:
*dies happily*
Billy Corgan says:
*sleeps in your bed*
Circe says:
*rejoices*
Billy Corgan says:
keep it down! rock star tryin to sleep here!
Circe says:
sorrysir!