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Santa's Letter
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, felinefury (-5000 points). Last Monday I bought porn for lemerde (-10 points). Last week I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mythagon's purse (30 points). Last Friday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I pushed stilljustharry in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5697 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
_franke_