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If I could be a scientist, I would find a way to forcefully sterilize millions.
If I could be a farmer, I would claim to have discovered "the treasure of the Ancients" and kill anyone who came close to my land.
If I could be a doctor, I'd get a little touchy feely my patients.
If I could be a painter, I'd have an excuse to be poor and not bathe.
If I could be a gardener, I'd probably kill myself.
If I could be a missionary, I'd torture all those who rejected the Words of Christ.
If I could be a chef, I'd wear an all-yellow chef's costume and speak in a loud, hard to understand European accent, adn say "LOOK!" to a lot of people, and apologize.
If I could be an architect, I'd impress men.
If I could be a linguist, I'd kill myself.
If I could be a psychologist, I'd convince crazy people that they're just fine, and "non-crazy" people that they were totally insane.
If I could be an athlete, I would commit hate crimes and it'd be ok because I'm an athlete.
If I could be a lawyer, I'd sue anyone.
If I could be an inn-keeper, I would spy on the guests.
If I could be a professor, I'd fall asleep during a lecture
If I could be a writer, I'd condone book burning.
If I could be a llama-rider, I'd slaughter it for the sweet, sweet, tender llama meat.
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I'd wear loud, flamboyant colors and call everyone "dear"
If I could be an astronaut, I'd start screaming "THIS IS ALL A SHAM! IT'S DONE ON A SOUNDSTAGE IN HOLLYWOOD"
If I could be a world famous blogger, I'd probably do something.
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world, I would be the Judge of Everyone and make people feel bad about themselves.
If I could be any current famous political figure, It would be Condoleeza Rice, because I could make her black.
Ok, that was cool.
If I could be a farmer, I would claim to have discovered "the treasure of the Ancients" and kill anyone who came close to my land.
If I could be a doctor, I'd get a little touchy feely my patients.
If I could be a painter, I'd have an excuse to be poor and not bathe.
If I could be a gardener, I'd probably kill myself.
If I could be a missionary, I'd torture all those who rejected the Words of Christ.
If I could be a chef, I'd wear an all-yellow chef's costume and speak in a loud, hard to understand European accent, adn say "LOOK!" to a lot of people, and apologize.
If I could be an architect, I'd impress men.
If I could be a linguist, I'd kill myself.
If I could be a psychologist, I'd convince crazy people that they're just fine, and "non-crazy" people that they were totally insane.
If I could be an athlete, I would commit hate crimes and it'd be ok because I'm an athlete.
If I could be a lawyer, I'd sue anyone.
If I could be an inn-keeper, I would spy on the guests.
If I could be a professor, I'd fall asleep during a lecture
If I could be a writer, I'd condone book burning.
If I could be a llama-rider, I'd slaughter it for the sweet, sweet, tender llama meat.
If I could be a bonnie pirate, I'd wear loud, flamboyant colors and call everyone "dear"
If I could be an astronaut, I'd start screaming "THIS IS ALL A SHAM! IT'S DONE ON A SOUNDSTAGE IN HOLLYWOOD"
If I could be a world famous blogger, I'd probably do something.
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world, I would be the Judge of Everyone and make people feel bad about themselves.
If I could be any current famous political figure, It would be Condoleeza Rice, because I could make her black.
Ok, that was cool.