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[_drivelikejehu]

If I could be a scientist, I would find a way to forcefully sterilize millions.
If I could be a farmer, I would claim to have discovered "the treasure of the Ancients" and kill anyone who came close to my land.
If I could be a doctor, I'd get a little touchy feely my patients.
If I could be a painter, I'd have an excuse to be poor and not bathe

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[__ohcomely]

if i could be driving down the road and see UROOJ THAT WOULD BE WAAAAAAAAY AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOVVVVVE!
hope school has started out well.