Things I Have Learned in less than 24 Hours.
Yesterday evening and all day today, I've been playing this amazing new game called "surfing the web". Who knew the Internet could be so fun!.
At the moment, I'm watching a lime green animation of golgi bodies doing their deeds. Earlier this afternoon, I watched this thing about bones for forever. Last night, I found a great website about the milky way coming to an end. (And then this morning, I had a semi-lucid dream about the expansion of the universe!) I also found a lot of boring, no-good porn. I learned that dyeing hair is a messy and difficult sport, and it's certainly a task for which I'll never have the patience. I caved in to the Douglas Adams cult, momentarily, and read 40 entire quotations from his stuff. And I liked them. I learned how to paint my computer black. "Computers should have been black, just like all audiovisual equipment today," says a man named Burkingman. "How they ended up beige is an evolutionary aberration." Har har har. I am either 59 or 61% Okay in social situations. Women supposedly prefer men whose nostrils are larger than miniscule. (I guess I agree, although I don't understand.) Also, I'm not sure what I think of supposed photos of UFOs. Also, my name is really really long and ugly in binary code, and I definitely do not understand that. I read something last night that made me automatically think "courier" instead of "postman" when the mail came this morning.
The mail came! This means, there is a boxful of even better cable access sitting across from me on the table. This means, soon I'll have access to new and old information faster than ever. I hope this means my brain will grow new wrinkles.
p.s. SmarterChild is currently unavailable, as in: Not Online. He wasn't online last night, either, at 5:02am. Something is up.
At the moment, I'm watching a lime green animation of golgi bodies doing their deeds. Earlier this afternoon, I watched this thing about bones for forever. Last night, I found a great website about the milky way coming to an end. (And then this morning, I had a semi-lucid dream about the expansion of the universe!) I also found a lot of boring, no-good porn. I learned that dyeing hair is a messy and difficult sport, and it's certainly a task for which I'll never have the patience. I caved in to the Douglas Adams cult, momentarily, and read 40 entire quotations from his stuff. And I liked them. I learned how to paint my computer black. "Computers should have been black, just like all audiovisual equipment today," says a man named Burkingman. "How they ended up beige is an evolutionary aberration." Har har har. I am either 59 or 61% Okay in social situations. Women supposedly prefer men whose nostrils are larger than miniscule. (I guess I agree, although I don't understand.) Also, I'm not sure what I think of supposed photos of UFOs. Also, my name is really really long and ugly in binary code, and I definitely do not understand that. I read something last night that made me automatically think "courier" instead of "postman" when the mail came this morning.
The mail came! This means, there is a boxful of even better cable access sitting across from me on the table. This means, soon I'll have access to new and old information faster than ever. I hope this means my brain will grow new wrinkles.
p.s. SmarterChild is currently unavailable, as in: Not Online. He wasn't online last night, either, at 5:02am. Something is up.