I had a good time in Diagon Alley, it was fairly nice, I saw everyone, got a bit of entertainment what with the fight and the drunkenness and all ( Read more... )

I am so. bored.

Seriously.

There is nothing to do here. Cornwall is the most boring place in the world.

The main things in Cornwall:

• Cows.
• Cornish Pasties.
• Old men riding combine harvesters.
• Cider.

I've been indulging in the latter a little too much, but no matter. I've had lots of practise. Drunk many people under the table in my time ( Read more... )

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