Favorite ISU Memories Continued
1. The first time I met Kenny and he says, "My bed is open tonight." after a night at Lambda Chi.
2. When Paul fell asleep in the basement of AEPI at U of I...hahaha can't even tell you how funny that was.
3. Also that same night, when Paul just ripped one right on the bed and scared the crap out of Bull...seriously great.
4. Walking home with Ryan in the 10 degree weather in a tank top insisting I wasn't cold, yet I got some serious infection a week later, but still great.
5. Any of the parties sophomore year at 204 Linden in the small blue house with posters of boobs everywhere...free cups :)
6. Shaving Jeff's chest drunk...oh god...my old roommate would remember that one.
7. When Chrissy gave me the keys to some random guys dorm room...lol
8. The first time I ever puked from alcohol was on Kyle Talleurs refridgerator and I still don't think he forgives me for that one...not to mention I threw up on myself.
9. ANY MARDI GRAS PARTY...HANDS DOWN.
10. The last party in threw in spring of '06. Surely I passed out at 10, but Stunard puking over the balcony with Tefft ramming him in the ass...I wish I was coherent for that one, but there are pictures.
11. When Stunie tripped and ran into the wall.
12. When everyone decided to join me in bed one morning to sleep with me...ooooh hot.
13. Any of those nights sophomore year at Sig Tau.
14. Sarah Swinford and the candy shop...enough said.
15. The night all of me and my friends from Manchester 17 got trapped in a garage party...oh god was that interesting.
16. All of the great times on Manchester 17 2004-2005
17. When Jen dyed her hair red and it ended up looking like Bozo the Clown, and she was rinsing it off in the bathtub and this girl Beth thought she was bleeding to death.
18. When Jeff Curry proposed to me with a bottle of kool aid in 2004.
19. Drinking a whole bottle of Schnapps by myself...yes I paid for it.
20. When Jen fell out of bed because the telephone rang...haha you had to be there.
21. When Amy barfed all over the wall...right outside my room.
22. Kenny's valentine he made me...I think I still have it somewhere
23. When Kathy said that she gave her roommate Erin bath salts and thought they were pop rocks.
24. The night when Finch first drank...and you have to know the story behind that one.
25. When Gabe used to come by to ask to borrow porn.
26. Jamie's bra...enough said!!!
27. My 21st at Daddio's...gotta love that bar
28. The night when I fell out of the chair and didn't know I had bruises until a week later.
29. The bong races in the dorms
30. When Jen got "Daved"...also had to have been there to understand
31. When Craig went home with the Pokey Stick kid..."Are you going back to Manchester?"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
32. Paul doing the deranged kangaroo dance.
33. When Greg Zywica used to be in love with me...and used to bring free ice cream to win my affection...didn't work.
34. The good times at 505 Fell sophomore year.
35. The time when Paul was so drunk he passed out in the middle of the street...took awhile to get him out of there.
36. The time me and Paul fell asleep in the elevator cause we were so drunk. God knows how many times we went up and down...without realizing it...and no not in a sexual way.
37. When I puked on the RA freshman year...hahaa
38. The time Todd passed out in the trash can...hahahaha
39. No Chin Dave...enough said also. The guy claimed he had a 10 inch cock...to this day I still don't believe it...and not erect.
40. The one time right before break when the elevator I was in shot down 6 floors like the Tower of Terror...talk about freaky.
41. The time during a fire when me and Jen did not want to leave so we slept in the stairwell.
42. Thomas Zona the Chemistry teacher...enough said.
43. Adding on to that, the good times with Matty and Theo in that class...God I miss them.
44. Walking to the highway to get my car.
46. The day Jen got her first tattoo.
47. Bahman Dehkordi...hands down best math teacher ever...every problem he did had something to do with vodka...not counting all the times he used to pull vodka out of his briefcase and take a swig...oh man that guy was crazy...but awesome.
48. Crab races in the dorms...real mature I know!
49. Jason Ryder's jungle juice...still the best to this day.
50. Jamie's funny quotes..."If they were doing a Jewish Girls gone wild video...I'd star!" and "That girl has a pizza...let's mug her."
51. Watching porn with Jen C. and Jamie before we went out to the bars.
52. When Brittany fell trying to catch someone.
53. When Justin ran down the stairs in his boxers shouting, "I am a leprechaun, I am a leprechaun!"
54. All the people who slept in my roommate's bed at some point in time...wow shows you what a nice roommate I am huh?
55. Stealing Craig and Ryan's towels...they had to come out naked...how cute!
56. The time Jen's car almost blew up on the highway.
57. The time Mike had a seizure from alcohol withdrawl on our floor.
58. Climbing out of windows to escape the cops when we were underage.
59. The time that one guy fell off the roof of an apartment building drunk my freshman year...I think somehow he lived.
60. Three way Fitz...enough said.
61. Fucking around in the library...good times
62. The night I smoked 3 packs of cigarettes...so bad, and don't know why I remember this...
63. Sgt. McDonald...this lady was very manly.
64. Milkshakes at Chatters.
65. Tequila time with Chrissy and Tiffany.
66. Barbeques...in particular...the one where McP decided to moon everyone.
67. McP and Finch doing the Zelda dance...hahahaha
68. McP and Justin fighting...that was interesting.
69. Any party that took place at 606 S. Linden in 2005-2006...as a matter of fact...more went on there then just parties.
70. When I dropped Marie's fish down the drain...oops! Sorry Marie!
71. Jermaine as Reggie Redbird.
72. Drew wearing bowling shoes to formal...hahaha
73. Steve Tardella burning himself on a beer bottle trying to light a cigarette.
74. When Paul was cleaning his wall sophomore year with his pants down and his butt showing...then Ania walks by and she just can't stop staring.
75. Paul "spying" on the Nicole's tanning from 17 floors, then calling them to tell them he was spying on them.
76. The night I fell off the catwalk at Fat Jacks. I had a huge bruise to prove what a moron I was...I could not sit down.
77. Zach and Ryan's Halloween party...good times.
78. Any incident where Brittany is drunk and can't find her keys when they are right next to her or on the floor.
79. Getting my grossest kiss ever at the bar...from Brandon.
80. McP and Justin trying to see who could drink the most beer...then shooting each other with the pellet gun.
81. McP and the pellet gun has it's own catergory.
82. Puking in random people's toilets...and continuing to drink more afterwards.
83. Any night at B-Dubs with the gang...FINCHCO
84. The infamous game of Shots and Ladders with Jagermeister...that game was only played once and will stay played once.
85. Drew Foster falling behind the bar at the ATO ranch after Mardi Gras.
86. When Bull broke a metal sign in front of Hewett sophomore year.
87. Ania Car-parts
88. This one time when McP and Brittany went over to the ranch and they kept calling with the same message, "Mama Bear! You gonna come and get us?!"...no! I was passed out!! But it is still funny to this day.
89. The day Tiffany tried to carry Craig and she fell down when he got on her.
90. When McP was under the faucet after a ton of buffalo wings.
91. When Justin tripped and fell somewhere along the Constitution Trail while he was trying to piss.
92. Kathy's cheesy Christmas sweater party.
93. The one time I was attempting to wrestle Ryan after eating birthday cake and had mysteriously gotten blood on my arm, and I did not know where it was coming from considering I licked the blood off and nothing was bleeding. So then Ryan turns around and says, "Gosh, my elbow really does hurt." Turns out it was his blood I was licking off my arm...oh boy did everyone get a crack out of that one. It was funny though!
94. The day Kathy was 2 minutes late to clinical and CaroLINE marked her down for it...we hated CaroLINE needless to say.
95. When Kate would secretly slip the card to scan for the Accu-check in my pocket just so that Kim would come and talk to me...that jerk. JUST KIDDING! I MISS YOU KATE!
96. The time me and Kenny got married on facebook to the extent to where he thought it was an actual marriage...hence it never lasted.
97. Going to many of the basketball games sophomore year.
98. The sewing parties in 1502 Hewett.
99. The time Jen and I competed to see who could drink the most shots of UV blue in one sitting. She got to 2 before she threw up and I remember taking 13...she was so sick the next day that she ransacked our fridge in the middle of the night. LOL that was funny.
100. The one time when me and Jen forgot to lock our door freshman year and this time, someone came in our room, and just stood over our beds for the longest time. I remember literally lying with my eyes open thinking..."OH MY GOD", and finally the person walked away...we started locking our door after that.
101. When me and Jeremy went to Western and this kid Tom left his house and came back with a dog he called "Chinese Buffet" and smeared pizza all over peoples feet then almost flew out his window! LOL
102. When Lafe fell on the street behind Backwaters and the police were laughing at him.
103. One time Paul took a thing of Franzia wine out of the box and put it in his pants, left his fly open and put the spout through there. Ania walked in the room and Paul turns to her and says "Ania...want a drink?" HHHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO. I don't think I laughed so hard ever.
104. Me, Paul, and Ryan sleeping in a twin size bed= totally uncomfortable.
105. The time when Bull picked up Ryan's bed, with me and Ryan in it, and threw us in the hall...I could have killed him.
106. When Paul and Ryan tried to throw me down the trash chute on Manchester 17...aren't they nice?
107. When I hit Jeremy with my car...sober.
108. Me and Jeff aka: "Bill" =6 time beer pong champs!!
109. When I puked in the van coming home from Kathy's birthday and outside of Foul Shots...the rest of that night was horrible, but defintely before was something to for sure remember.
110. This one sticks out in my mind, but Bull as tough as a guy as he is, does some pretty damn good french braids.
111. When Jeremy fell face down in the snow after getting out of the car.
112. The night when me, Kathy, Zach, Ryan, Jake, and Nikki all went to Kappa Kabana the infamous strip club and got lap dances, and some good drinks...man what a night, and I think Jake went home with the bartender that night.
113. Ryan's 24th birthday at Fat Jacks...that one goes down in the books.
114. That one night at Pub II with a certain individual that defintely went for a twist and turn here and there...
115. The night Erin and Sonali made out.
116. The infamous trip to Quincy in Spring of 2007
117. The night Justin did a toilet stand in a hotel bathroom.
118. When we were playing Scattergories one time and Craig thought the cat from Tom and Jerry was named Gary...not that funny but it cracks me up...
119. Paul drinking Bailey's out of a measuring cup.
120. Drew taking pictures of himself peeing at Fat Jacks.
2. When Paul fell asleep in the basement of AEPI at U of I...hahaha can't even tell you how funny that was.
3. Also that same night, when Paul just ripped one right on the bed and scared the crap out of Bull...seriously great.
4. Walking home with Ryan in the 10 degree weather in a tank top insisting I wasn't cold, yet I got some serious infection a week later, but still great.
5. Any of the parties sophomore year at 204 Linden in the small blue house with posters of boobs everywhere...free cups :)
6. Shaving Jeff's chest drunk...oh god...my old roommate would remember that one.
7. When Chrissy gave me the keys to some random guys dorm room...lol
8. The first time I ever puked from alcohol was on Kyle Talleurs refridgerator and I still don't think he forgives me for that one...not to mention I threw up on myself.
9. ANY MARDI GRAS PARTY...HANDS DOWN.
10. The last party in threw in spring of '06. Surely I passed out at 10, but Stunard puking over the balcony with Tefft ramming him in the ass...I wish I was coherent for that one, but there are pictures.
11. When Stunie tripped and ran into the wall.
12. When everyone decided to join me in bed one morning to sleep with me...ooooh hot.
13. Any of those nights sophomore year at Sig Tau.
14. Sarah Swinford and the candy shop...enough said.
15. The night all of me and my friends from Manchester 17 got trapped in a garage party...oh god was that interesting.
16. All of the great times on Manchester 17 2004-2005
17. When Jen dyed her hair red and it ended up looking like Bozo the Clown, and she was rinsing it off in the bathtub and this girl Beth thought she was bleeding to death.
18. When Jeff Curry proposed to me with a bottle of kool aid in 2004.
19. Drinking a whole bottle of Schnapps by myself...yes I paid for it.
20. When Jen fell out of bed because the telephone rang...haha you had to be there.
21. When Amy barfed all over the wall...right outside my room.
22. Kenny's valentine he made me...I think I still have it somewhere
23. When Kathy said that she gave her roommate Erin bath salts and thought they were pop rocks.
24. The night when Finch first drank...and you have to know the story behind that one.
25. When Gabe used to come by to ask to borrow porn.
26. Jamie's bra...enough said!!!
27. My 21st at Daddio's...gotta love that bar
28. The night when I fell out of the chair and didn't know I had bruises until a week later.
29. The bong races in the dorms
30. When Jen got "Daved"...also had to have been there to understand
31. When Craig went home with the Pokey Stick kid..."Are you going back to Manchester?"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
32. Paul doing the deranged kangaroo dance.
33. When Greg Zywica used to be in love with me...and used to bring free ice cream to win my affection...didn't work.
34. The good times at 505 Fell sophomore year.
35. The time when Paul was so drunk he passed out in the middle of the street...took awhile to get him out of there.
36. The time me and Paul fell asleep in the elevator cause we were so drunk. God knows how many times we went up and down...without realizing it...and no not in a sexual way.
37. When I puked on the RA freshman year...hahaa
38. The time Todd passed out in the trash can...hahahaha
39. No Chin Dave...enough said also. The guy claimed he had a 10 inch cock...to this day I still don't believe it...and not erect.
40. The one time right before break when the elevator I was in shot down 6 floors like the Tower of Terror...talk about freaky.
41. The time during a fire when me and Jen did not want to leave so we slept in the stairwell.
42. Thomas Zona the Chemistry teacher...enough said.
43. Adding on to that, the good times with Matty and Theo in that class...God I miss them.
44. Walking to the highway to get my car.
46. The day Jen got her first tattoo.
47. Bahman Dehkordi...hands down best math teacher ever...every problem he did had something to do with vodka...not counting all the times he used to pull vodka out of his briefcase and take a swig...oh man that guy was crazy...but awesome.
48. Crab races in the dorms...real mature I know!
49. Jason Ryder's jungle juice...still the best to this day.
50. Jamie's funny quotes..."If they were doing a Jewish Girls gone wild video...I'd star!" and "That girl has a pizza...let's mug her."
51. Watching porn with Jen C. and Jamie before we went out to the bars.
52. When Brittany fell trying to catch someone.
53. When Justin ran down the stairs in his boxers shouting, "I am a leprechaun, I am a leprechaun!"
54. All the people who slept in my roommate's bed at some point in time...wow shows you what a nice roommate I am huh?
55. Stealing Craig and Ryan's towels...they had to come out naked...how cute!
56. The time Jen's car almost blew up on the highway.
57. The time Mike had a seizure from alcohol withdrawl on our floor.
58. Climbing out of windows to escape the cops when we were underage.
59. The time that one guy fell off the roof of an apartment building drunk my freshman year...I think somehow he lived.
60. Three way Fitz...enough said.
61. Fucking around in the library...good times
62. The night I smoked 3 packs of cigarettes...so bad, and don't know why I remember this...
63. Sgt. McDonald...this lady was very manly.
64. Milkshakes at Chatters.
65. Tequila time with Chrissy and Tiffany.
66. Barbeques...in particular...the one where McP decided to moon everyone.
67. McP and Finch doing the Zelda dance...hahahaha
68. McP and Justin fighting...that was interesting.
69. Any party that took place at 606 S. Linden in 2005-2006...as a matter of fact...more went on there then just parties.
70. When I dropped Marie's fish down the drain...oops! Sorry Marie!
71. Jermaine as Reggie Redbird.
72. Drew wearing bowling shoes to formal...hahaha
73. Steve Tardella burning himself on a beer bottle trying to light a cigarette.
74. When Paul was cleaning his wall sophomore year with his pants down and his butt showing...then Ania walks by and she just can't stop staring.
75. Paul "spying" on the Nicole's tanning from 17 floors, then calling them to tell them he was spying on them.
76. The night I fell off the catwalk at Fat Jacks. I had a huge bruise to prove what a moron I was...I could not sit down.
77. Zach and Ryan's Halloween party...good times.
78. Any incident where Brittany is drunk and can't find her keys when they are right next to her or on the floor.
79. Getting my grossest kiss ever at the bar...from Brandon.
80. McP and Justin trying to see who could drink the most beer...then shooting each other with the pellet gun.
81. McP and the pellet gun has it's own catergory.
82. Puking in random people's toilets...and continuing to drink more afterwards.
83. Any night at B-Dubs with the gang...FINCHCO
84. The infamous game of Shots and Ladders with Jagermeister...that game was only played once and will stay played once.
85. Drew Foster falling behind the bar at the ATO ranch after Mardi Gras.
86. When Bull broke a metal sign in front of Hewett sophomore year.
87. Ania Car-parts
88. This one time when McP and Brittany went over to the ranch and they kept calling with the same message, "Mama Bear! You gonna come and get us?!"...no! I was passed out!! But it is still funny to this day.
89. The day Tiffany tried to carry Craig and she fell down when he got on her.
90. When McP was under the faucet after a ton of buffalo wings.
91. When Justin tripped and fell somewhere along the Constitution Trail while he was trying to piss.
92. Kathy's cheesy Christmas sweater party.
93. The one time I was attempting to wrestle Ryan after eating birthday cake and had mysteriously gotten blood on my arm, and I did not know where it was coming from considering I licked the blood off and nothing was bleeding. So then Ryan turns around and says, "Gosh, my elbow really does hurt." Turns out it was his blood I was licking off my arm...oh boy did everyone get a crack out of that one. It was funny though!
94. The day Kathy was 2 minutes late to clinical and CaroLINE marked her down for it...we hated CaroLINE needless to say.
95. When Kate would secretly slip the card to scan for the Accu-check in my pocket just so that Kim would come and talk to me...that jerk. JUST KIDDING! I MISS YOU KATE!
96. The time me and Kenny got married on facebook to the extent to where he thought it was an actual marriage...hence it never lasted.
97. Going to many of the basketball games sophomore year.
98. The sewing parties in 1502 Hewett.
99. The time Jen and I competed to see who could drink the most shots of UV blue in one sitting. She got to 2 before she threw up and I remember taking 13...she was so sick the next day that she ransacked our fridge in the middle of the night. LOL that was funny.
100. The one time when me and Jen forgot to lock our door freshman year and this time, someone came in our room, and just stood over our beds for the longest time. I remember literally lying with my eyes open thinking..."OH MY GOD", and finally the person walked away...we started locking our door after that.
101. When me and Jeremy went to Western and this kid Tom left his house and came back with a dog he called "Chinese Buffet" and smeared pizza all over peoples feet then almost flew out his window! LOL
102. When Lafe fell on the street behind Backwaters and the police were laughing at him.
103. One time Paul took a thing of Franzia wine out of the box and put it in his pants, left his fly open and put the spout through there. Ania walked in the room and Paul turns to her and says "Ania...want a drink?" HHHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO. I don't think I laughed so hard ever.
104. Me, Paul, and Ryan sleeping in a twin size bed= totally uncomfortable.
105. The time when Bull picked up Ryan's bed, with me and Ryan in it, and threw us in the hall...I could have killed him.
106. When Paul and Ryan tried to throw me down the trash chute on Manchester 17...aren't they nice?
107. When I hit Jeremy with my car...sober.
108. Me and Jeff aka: "Bill" =6 time beer pong champs!!
109. When I puked in the van coming home from Kathy's birthday and outside of Foul Shots...the rest of that night was horrible, but defintely before was something to for sure remember.
110. This one sticks out in my mind, but Bull as tough as a guy as he is, does some pretty damn good french braids.
111. When Jeremy fell face down in the snow after getting out of the car.
112. The night when me, Kathy, Zach, Ryan, Jake, and Nikki all went to Kappa Kabana the infamous strip club and got lap dances, and some good drinks...man what a night, and I think Jake went home with the bartender that night.
113. Ryan's 24th birthday at Fat Jacks...that one goes down in the books.
114. That one night at Pub II with a certain individual that defintely went for a twist and turn here and there...
115. The night Erin and Sonali made out.
116. The infamous trip to Quincy in Spring of 2007
117. The night Justin did a toilet stand in a hotel bathroom.
118. When we were playing Scattergories one time and Craig thought the cat from Tom and Jerry was named Gary...not that funny but it cracks me up...
119. Paul drinking Bailey's out of a measuring cup.
120. Drew taking pictures of himself peeing at Fat Jacks.