Mar 09, 2004 09:48
My dream last night was so demented... it was a spin-off from planet of the apes!
So it starts off me and Ben are driving through the bush, in the middle of the wheat-belt on the way to our holiday destination of Esperance.
Suddenly the car is hi-jacked by this group of gorillas, they break into the car and kidnap me! I am carried on the back of one of the larger males down a cliff to the beach where I learn that my fate is to be mated with their King so that they can create the first half human - half ape hybrid. Their plan is to breed their species into the human species so that they can through their half-caste relatives have a chance at power and eventual world domination.
So I am like, to the King, who is the ugliest gorilla of them all, "No way, this is not gonna work! We are two different species and even if you mate with me I am not gonna get pregnant- even if there was a slight possibility, the animal would be sterile!" But they wouldn't listen to me, and they continued preventing my escape.
The King was an asshole. He had this arrogant little pet green toad that he kept inside a small golden cage. Some of the other Gorillas were nice/respectful toward me- I guess they thought I was their Queen! But the King treated me like trash.
Thank God the dream ended before the mating occured!! Eww.