Winners in the news!
There've been some real winners making the news recently, whether for total lack of common sense or total lack productive uses of their time. Yes, the only reason I don't fall into the latter category is because I haven't done anything odd enough to warrant media attention. So?
When you've had too much to drink to drive yourself and your 9-year-old home, this is probably not your best bet for how to get there. If Dad was drunk enough to think that was smart, maybe he should've let the kid have the steering wheel, too.
It's one thing to be a couch potato on a Saturday once in a while. Having a couch potato contest in Times Square like these people might be a little bit much. But hey, free recliners!
These people made our local newspaper in one of the tiny 2" blurbs, but I couldn't find the article online (imagine that, with such an important piece of news). You'll have to make do with their website, which demonstrates nothing more than that they have just as much free time as me at work but better post-it note colors.
And finally, the Hamburgler has mad cow disease! (Yes, I do realize that is not an actual news article. See first paragraph relating to productive uses of time.)