Having fun yet?
Now that most of the craziness of the holidays is over and I (along with grumbling employees everywher) am back at work, I figure it's a good time to wish everyone Happy Holidays (and a Happy New Year, but I'm not ridiculously late on that count)! So, Happy Holidays!
But just in case you haven't gotten all the holiday shopping done, or feel that it's time to revert to the rest of the year's tradition of buying gifts for oneself and attempting to write it off on tax forms somehow, check out some of the oddest gift choices ever:
Want a more interesting way to put out the toothpicks for the meat and cheese tray? Try a voodoo doll.
How about paper cups that let you choose your own nose?
Fake out those who aren’t expecting you to show up to an event with arms more covered in tattoos than an entire biker gang put together - use tattoo sleeves.
Tired of stupid complaints and blatant rudeness? Use this sign!
This is actually pretty cool - a calculator prebugged so you can happily listen in on whoever you’ve loaned it to. No more worries about who “borrowed” it but never gave it back.
Love post-its, but need something a little firmer for really stupid people or important tasks? Use these 10 Commandments sticky notes. (Probably works best if you use them on Christian fundamentalists. Or maybe worst, depending on how offended they get. Actually, avoiding fundamentalists of all religions isn’t a bad strategy in general…)
Enjoy!