This is why I didn't date much in my mid-20s...

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Conversation via Yahoo messenger...

25YearOldHornyLoser: So, what kind of freak are you?

Me: I didnt know there were categories

25YearOldHornyLoser: ya there are levels of freakness

Me: Uh... I'm level 3 with +2 hit points?

(and quite possibly why I don't date much now)