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I have a mole on my chest that is visible when I'm wearing a low cut or V neck shirt. My 3 year old nephew is fascinated by it.
"Owie?"
"No, it's a mole."
"Mole."
"It's a freckle."
"It hurts?"
"No, it doesn't hurt, it's just a big freckle."
"It's a penis?"
?!
"No, it's not a penis."
adding under my breath, "Aunt Nan hasn't had one of those on her chest in a looooooong time."
"Owie?"
"No, it's a mole."
"Mole."
"It's a freckle."
"It hurts?"
"No, it doesn't hurt, it's just a big freckle."
"It's a penis?"
?!
"No, it's not a penis."
adding under my breath, "Aunt Nan hasn't had one of those on her chest in a looooooong time."