ε=ε=ε=ﾐ(ﾉ_ _)ﾉ FAIL CAKE
I'm not even going to bore you with my horrible hell hole of essay.
There are lots of versions of saved drafts all at various stages of despair and angst.
I only have one out of three essays left to write.
It is the worst one, in that it is a stupid topic that I have no exp's in or feel any real relevance to, and it's rather technical and theoretical. Instead of writing an essay in Japanese, my new sensei, for some unfathomable reason, thought we should write an essay in English. As if we don't do enough of THOSE. And it's on "politeness theory".
BOOOOORIIIIIIIIIING.
It was due last Friday. But if I hand it in on Monday, it will still be earlier than the other two essays I wrote, which were basically a week late.
I don't know if I will pass.
AH HA HA HA.
Don't even. I don't. Just.
Anyway, today went to Claremont for a spell, and dudes, it is PRETTY NEAT now.
And busy on a Saturday. It's all shiny and nice, like it isn't Perth. And new, which gives me that hit of Something Different that I've been getting withdrawls of. Still too expensive to actually buy anything, but I really want to visit the chocolate shop and the crepe cafe.
Anywho, today I got a coffee from Lemon Lane, and I have to say it's so dandy I'm considering becoming a regular for the uni break. I have been in a photographic mood lately, so I took a couple of snaps (and sent them in with +ve feedback~~ Do this, it's really nice).
ERNIE & BERT ♥
Yay, photoshop. All manual filters, thank you very much, none of this automatic app business.
Oh, BY THE WAY,
if you want to read a 6,000 word essay on Harajuku youth street fashion, I have one. Let me know.
Man, I didn't even describe all the trends - I only mentioned two, and that was because I needed some examples. I'm sure I could write a book on this stuff, hey.
(at some delirious point during the essay, I did actually consider it).
And then I get crazy ideas for other things to write.
Like... would it be wrong to write a tentacle-rape Boys Love story?
It.. it would be wrong, right? Even if it was loltastic....
But, but everybody likes tentacles, right, right?
(I have also proposed Woody/Buzz beacuse I am a horrible person. A horrible, horrible person.
....and I'm sure it's already been done.)
Speaking of which,
Spanish Buzz.
All your questions answered.
(if the video doesn't work, it basically goes:
Mexican/etc viewers hear a European Spanish.
Spaniards hear a regional dialect.
Pretty sneaky; I approve).
Luckily I am not the only dreadful human being writing things.
Courtesy of Dinosaur Comics' Ryan North, I have found
★ THE BEST BOOK BLURB ON THE PLANET EARTH ★
I laughed conintuously for about ten minutes, and then giggled randomly every ten minutes for the next hour after that.
Romeo and Juliet: Modern Day Sequel
Romeo Montague dies for Juliet and his spirit chases her through time. He awakens in this age on a volcano in Hawaii where he meets a wise Zen Master who teaches him about the modern world. Sadly for Romeo though, there is no sign of his beloved wife, Juliet. As the years pass, his memory of Juliet fades. Yet one day, Romeo logs into an Internet chatroom and meets a beautiful young actress by the name of Emilie. For some mysterious reason, both fall in love almost instantly. Romeo slowly comes to realize this intelligent, shy, and alluring young woman is his wife, Juliet -- now reincarnated as the famous Hollywood starlet, Emma Gallant. As the two star-crossed lovers recount their past lives in ancient Egypt and Atlantis, they must fight through many obstacles before they can meet again.
Man, I am gonna cry when blockquote tags are officially phased out of HTML.
ATLANTIS, GUYS. HAWAIIAN VOLCANOES. FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON.
I could quote this all day.
Apparently I can actually turn this into a theme.
Look, here's an article about the guy who wrote the script for the worst recent movie ever,
and how the Scientologists ruined it.
Battlefield Earth.
He was so upset, he publicly apologised for it, lol.
I wasn't kidding about the Scientologists, either.
And now it's almost pumpkin o'clock, so I bid you
おやすみ～～～。°（ノД＜。°）。
Sweet dreams~~♥
P.S. speaking of which, I need to trade brains with my sister.
Last night I dreamt of an earthquake so vividly / half-awakedly, that I thought it was really happening. My sister dreamt of ROLLERBLADING DINOSAURS BUILDING A RACE TRACK ☆
Goddamn.
There are lots of versions of saved drafts all at various stages of despair and angst.
I only have one out of three essays left to write.
It is the worst one, in that it is a stupid topic that I have no exp's in or feel any real relevance to, and it's rather technical and theoretical. Instead of writing an essay in Japanese, my new sensei, for some unfathomable reason, thought we should write an essay in English. As if we don't do enough of THOSE. And it's on "politeness theory".
BOOOOORIIIIIIIIIING.
It was due last Friday. But if I hand it in on Monday, it will still be earlier than the other two essays I wrote, which were basically a week late.
I don't know if I will pass.
AH HA HA HA.
Don't even. I don't. Just.
Anyway, today went to Claremont for a spell, and dudes, it is PRETTY NEAT now.
And busy on a Saturday. It's all shiny and nice, like it isn't Perth. And new, which gives me that hit of Something Different that I've been getting withdrawls of. Still too expensive to actually buy anything, but I really want to visit the chocolate shop and the crepe cafe.
Anywho, today I got a coffee from Lemon Lane, and I have to say it's so dandy I'm considering becoming a regular for the uni break. I have been in a photographic mood lately, so I took a couple of snaps (and sent them in with +ve feedback~~ Do this, it's really nice).
ERNIE & BERT ♥
Yay, photoshop. All manual filters, thank you very much, none of this automatic app business.
Oh, BY THE WAY,
if you want to read a 6,000 word essay on Harajuku youth street fashion, I have one. Let me know.
Man, I didn't even describe all the trends - I only mentioned two, and that was because I needed some examples. I'm sure I could write a book on this stuff, hey.
(at some delirious point during the essay, I did actually consider it).
And then I get crazy ideas for other things to write.
Like... would it be wrong to write a tentacle-rape Boys Love story?
It.. it would be wrong, right? Even if it was loltastic....
But, but everybody likes tentacles, right, right?
(I have also proposed Woody/Buzz beacuse I am a horrible person. A horrible, horrible person.
....and I'm sure it's already been done.)
Speaking of which,
Click to viewSpanish Buzz.
All your questions answered.
(if the video doesn't work, it basically goes:
Mexican/etc viewers hear a European Spanish.
Spaniards hear a regional dialect.
Pretty sneaky; I approve).
Luckily I am not the only dreadful human being writing things.
Courtesy of Dinosaur Comics' Ryan North, I have found
★ THE BEST BOOK BLURB ON THE PLANET EARTH ★
I laughed conintuously for about ten minutes, and then giggled randomly every ten minutes for the next hour after that.
Romeo and Juliet: Modern Day Sequel
Romeo Montague dies for Juliet and his spirit chases her through time. He awakens in this age on a volcano in Hawaii where he meets a wise Zen Master who teaches him about the modern world. Sadly for Romeo though, there is no sign of his beloved wife, Juliet. As the years pass, his memory of Juliet fades. Yet one day, Romeo logs into an Internet chatroom and meets a beautiful young actress by the name of Emilie. For some mysterious reason, both fall in love almost instantly. Romeo slowly comes to realize this intelligent, shy, and alluring young woman is his wife, Juliet -- now reincarnated as the famous Hollywood starlet, Emma Gallant. As the two star-crossed lovers recount their past lives in ancient Egypt and Atlantis, they must fight through many obstacles before they can meet again.
Man, I am gonna cry when blockquote tags are officially phased out of HTML.
ATLANTIS, GUYS. HAWAIIAN VOLCANOES. FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON.
I could quote this all day.
Apparently I can actually turn this into a theme.
Look, here's an article about the guy who wrote the script for the worst recent movie ever,
and how the Scientologists ruined it.
Battlefield Earth.
He was so upset, he publicly apologised for it, lol.
I wasn't kidding about the Scientologists, either.
And now it's almost pumpkin o'clock, so I bid you
おやすみ～～～。°（ノД＜。°）。
Sweet dreams~~♥
P.S. speaking of which, I need to trade brains with my sister.
Last night I dreamt of an earthquake so vividly / half-awakedly, that I thought it was really happening. My sister dreamt of ROLLERBLADING DINOSAURS BUILDING A RACE TRACK ☆
Goddamn.