Who: YOU, MOTHAHF@#$%^&!!! And all of your friends.
Where: The Clover Club, NYC
When: October 8th, 1988. 9:30pm-ish
What: The Bondage Fundraiser for the Rape Crisis Center/Naruto's Public Birthday Bash
Warnings: Tem takes off her shirt. Known side effects include distraction, nosebleeds and spontaneous erections. View at your own risk.

( The day had morphed into night within a blink of Temari’s heavily blackened eye... )

The first thing Kurenai noticed upon setting one elegantly-shod foot into the school's somewhat-dilapidated hall was that the floors had been polished, and actually looked like wood as opposed to a packed-down collection of dust. She paused and twisted her foot on it experimentally, thoroughly approving of the easy way her stilettos pivoted across ( Read more... )

( To: Kakashi )

Who? Kakashi and Rin.
Where? Rin's office at the school, Rin's apartment.
When? Basically immediately after this piece of ridiculousness.
What? Kakashi and Rin antagonize each other and relive their youth, only to have their age catch up with them.
Warnings? Mild language and nudity. Seriously.

( Kakashi resisted the urge to roll his eyes as he deflected her grabbing hand easily with his free one while he shoved the keys deeply into the front pocket of his jeans... )

Who? Kakashi and Rin.
Where? Rin's office at the school, Rin's apartment.
When? Basically immediately after this piece of ridiculousness.
What? Kakashi and Rin antagonize each other and relive their youth, only to have their age catch up with them.
Warnings? Mild language and nudity. Seriously.

( Somewhere in the part of her mind not clouded with a red-tinged haze, Rin sort of had to be a little amazed at Kakashi's ability to send her into a murderous rage in under four sentences... )

Characters: Kakashi and Rin
Rating: PG, potential swearing
Summary: Feeling stiff, Kakashi and Rin both wind up practicing a little yoga together in one of the dance rooms.
Notes: Backdated a bit to right after Obito found out about his hearing and got into small fights with both Kakashi and Rin, and while Sasuke was away.

( Never would he admit it, that his breathing was labored, or that he was sweating more than normal... )