[left in his mailbox in pink envelope ( Read more... )

Who: YOU, MOTHAHF@#$%^&!!! And all of your friends.
Where: The Clover Club, NYC
When: October 8th, 1988. 9:30pm-ish
What: The Bondage Fundraiser for the Rape Crisis Center/Naruto's Public Birthday Bash
Warnings: Tem takes off her shirt. Known side effects include distraction, nosebleeds and spontaneous erections. View at your own risk.

( The day had morphed into night within a blink of Temari’s heavily blackened eye... )

Naruto carefully wiped the last streak of water from Honey Baby's bonnet, admiring his handiwork in the early morning sunlight. It was sort of painful to do so, considering the hangover that wailed behind his eyes, but he was aiming to get most of this done before Tem woke up. Hopefully she was smart enough to stay and bed and sleep the ( Read more... )

The first thing Kurenai noticed upon setting one elegantly-shod foot into the school's somewhat-dilapidated hall was that the floors had been polished, and actually looked like wood as opposed to a packed-down collection of dust. She paused and twisted her foot on it experimentally, thoroughly approving of the easy way her stilettos pivoted across ( Read more... )

Who: Kakashi and Kurenai
What: Back from emotionally draining trips to the west, Kakashi and Kurenai come face to face with the brick wall that is reality crashing down on ideals and sentimentalism.
When: Bright and FUCKING EARLY, April 1st
Where: Staff Lounge
Rated: PG for adult themes? IDFK.
Warnings: Prepare to have your brains MELTED. ( Read more... )

( To: Kakashi )

Who? Kakashi and Sakura
Where? One of the Piano practice rooms in the school
What? Kakashi recruits Sakura as a pianist for his latest muse
When? Exam week, right before holiday vacation (which is to say backdated about two months >_>)
Warnings? None (come on, as if Kakashi would put the moves on his student?! so early in their acquaintance)
Songs ( Read more... )

Who? Kakashi and Sakura
Where? One of the Piano practice rooms in the school
What? Kakashi recruits Sakura as a pianist for his latest muse
When? Exam week, right before holiday vacation (which is to say backdated about two months >_>)
Warnings? None (come on, as if Kakashi would put the moves on his student?! so early in their acquaintance)
Songs ( Read more... )

Who? Kakashi and Rin.
Where? Rin's office at the school, Rin's apartment.
When? Basically immediately after this piece of ridiculousness.
What? Kakashi and Rin antagonize each other and relive their youth, only to have their age catch up with them.
Warnings? Mild language and nudity. Seriously.

( Kakashi resisted the urge to roll his eyes as he deflected her grabbing hand easily with his free one while he shoved the keys deeply into the front pocket of his jeans... )

Who? Kakashi and Rin.
Where? Rin's office at the school, Rin's apartment.
When? Basically immediately after this piece of ridiculousness.
What? Kakashi and Rin antagonize each other and relive their youth, only to have their age catch up with them.
Warnings? Mild language and nudity. Seriously.

( Somewhere in the part of her mind not clouded with a red-tinged haze, Rin sort of had to be a little amazed at Kakashi's ability to send her into a murderous rage in under four sentences... )