Alright, I’ve become sick and tired of you undereducated, liberal-ass buffoons and your complete failure to do anything right. So I’m going to settle this once and for all.

As hilarious as the thought of both Russia and America behind bars is, YOU POLICE PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE. You can’t arrest a fucking country.

Let me reiterate: we are ( Read more... )

HEY, THIEF.

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Give me back my property! I rightfully conquered Latvuania from Russia! He's mine now! A part of the Prussian Empire! You have no right to steal him from me!

If you bring him back right now, then I'll show you some mercy.

Hungary's a beast.

[He begins speaking in English, his voice quivering and hoarse.]

E-England and his allies have attacked, killing Poland and Germany, my brother... This is an ACT OF WAR!

[There’s a pause. He’s trying to regain his composure because I srsly think his voice cracked with that last shout.]

W-We can't... We can't have peace with aggressors like ( Read more... )

[Begins in German.]

Use... this-GOD DAMNIT.

Are you serious, Scientists?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I WAS OUT OF HERE! I WAS FREE! I WAS GOING TO UNIFY GERMANY! 70 YEARS OF HARD WORK, AND YOU DECIDE TO BRING ME BACK NOW?! DAMN IT ALL!

[General raging continues for a good five minutes before switching over to text.]Well? Is this dump still standing? Or ( Read more... )