XXVII [Text]
Alright, I’ve become sick and tired of you undereducated, liberal-ass buffoons and your complete failure to do anything right. So I’m going to settle this once and for all.
As hilarious as the thought of both Russia and America behind bars is, YOU POLICE PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE. You can’t arrest a fucking country.
Let me reiterate: we are countries. You are not. We fight wars. You fight in wars. We are the representation of millions of individuals. You are an individual. We are the law. You uphold the law. We are the culture. You are influenced by the culture. We are the traditions. You make the traditions. We have absolute sovereignty over our lands. You have a limited amount of sovereignty over yourselves.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
Get it right. No, you can’t arbitrarily apply your laws internationally. You have no international coalition of nations to enforce such punishments. Nor do you have the power to do such a thing. If you disagree with our actions, address our leaders or our people. Sorry, you can’t punish an entire fucking nation. That’s millions of people, thousands of tracts of land, an entire history, culture, way of thought. Simply because we fail to conform to your nonsensical idealization of reality doesn’t mean we have to follow it. Despite the fact that we’re all trapped in some God-forsaken city, it doesn’t change what we are or where we’re from. Surprise! Everyone here is from different worlds. Ones with different customs, laws, moralities, concepts of Justice-WHY THE HELL AM I UNDERSTANDING THIS BEFORE ANY OF YOU?
But I’m getting ahead of myself. You people are notoriously stupid. Assuming rationality is like assuming a Russian can read. Absolutely Idiotic.
Hell, let me emphasize my original point. Again.
WE ARE COUNTRIES. If you can honestly look around this entire, goddamned city, with its vampires, angels, monsters, death-defying scientists, post apocalyptic cities, giant hunks of metal falling from the sky, aforementioned giant hunks of metal exploding, ash raining from the sky, acid raining from the sky, cannibalistic humans in the forests, broken glass boxes that broadcast the weather, ghosts, ghosts writing fucked up messages that are as personal as hell, Japanese people everywhere, communication devices that light up and are completely indestructible, JESUS FIGHTING JESUS WITH A CLAYMORE, man-eating butterflies, aliens, accidental sex posts, robots, ‘computers,’ pupcats, homosexuals, witches, magics, pagans, TWO FUCKING MOONS, WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THESE CLOUDS, snow in the summer, Jesuits, fat-as-a-whale-Russia continuing to not implode over his own massive weight, America not torn apart by civil war, Austria not being beaten up every five seconds, fucked up timelines, people from the future, people from other worlds, people from the past, people in general-- IF YOU CAN HONESTLY LOOK AT ALL OF THAT, AND STILL SAY WE AREN’T COUNTRIES, YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. At this point, you should just give up on life. Seriously. You’re just wasting oxygen at this point.
Now that that’s out of the way, let me get back to the reason for all this.
No. You can’t arrest a fucking country. You can’t expect us to capitulate to laws outside our own borders. By bitching about America and Russia fighting, you’re bitching about war itself. Which is a complete waste of time. We fight for the good of the people. Yes, sure, there are casualties in war. Hell, I’ve lost my fair share of good men. But, even then, it was for a greater cause. For the peace and stability of my lands! For the prosperity of my people! For the glory of my land!
Which is something you idiots ought not get involved in.
However, If you want some proper order, outline some international laws. And before the idiotic idea pops into your brainless heads, NO, you can’t try a country for war crimes.
Also, Russia is fat.
Good God, I need some fucking beer.
((OOC note: Hey, Hetalia cast, I tried to go off what was established in Canada's post, but if I got anything wrong, feel free to message me on AIM at Pb2Ag, and I'll change it.))
As hilarious as the thought of both Russia and America behind bars is, YOU POLICE PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE. You can’t arrest a fucking country.
Let me reiterate: we are countries. You are not. We fight wars. You fight in wars. We are the representation of millions of individuals. You are an individual. We are the law. You uphold the law. We are the culture. You are influenced by the culture. We are the traditions. You make the traditions. We have absolute sovereignty over our lands. You have a limited amount of sovereignty over yourselves.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE.
Get it right. No, you can’t arbitrarily apply your laws internationally. You have no international coalition of nations to enforce such punishments. Nor do you have the power to do such a thing. If you disagree with our actions, address our leaders or our people. Sorry, you can’t punish an entire fucking nation. That’s millions of people, thousands of tracts of land, an entire history, culture, way of thought. Simply because we fail to conform to your nonsensical idealization of reality doesn’t mean we have to follow it. Despite the fact that we’re all trapped in some God-forsaken city, it doesn’t change what we are or where we’re from. Surprise! Everyone here is from different worlds. Ones with different customs, laws, moralities, concepts of Justice-WHY THE HELL AM I UNDERSTANDING THIS BEFORE ANY OF YOU?
But I’m getting ahead of myself. You people are notoriously stupid. Assuming rationality is like assuming a Russian can read. Absolutely Idiotic.
Hell, let me emphasize my original point. Again.
WE ARE COUNTRIES. If you can honestly look around this entire, goddamned city, with its vampires, angels, monsters, death-defying scientists, post apocalyptic cities, giant hunks of metal falling from the sky, aforementioned giant hunks of metal exploding, ash raining from the sky, acid raining from the sky, cannibalistic humans in the forests, broken glass boxes that broadcast the weather, ghosts, ghosts writing fucked up messages that are as personal as hell, Japanese people everywhere, communication devices that light up and are completely indestructible, JESUS FIGHTING JESUS WITH A CLAYMORE, man-eating butterflies, aliens, accidental sex posts, robots, ‘computers,’ pupcats, homosexuals, witches, magics, pagans, TWO FUCKING MOONS, WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THESE CLOUDS, snow in the summer, Jesuits, fat-as-a-whale-Russia continuing to not implode over his own massive weight, America not torn apart by civil war, Austria not being beaten up every five seconds, fucked up timelines, people from the future, people from other worlds, people from the past, people in general-- IF YOU CAN HONESTLY LOOK AT ALL OF THAT, AND STILL SAY WE AREN’T COUNTRIES, YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON. At this point, you should just give up on life. Seriously. You’re just wasting oxygen at this point.
Now that that’s out of the way, let me get back to the reason for all this.
No. You can’t arrest a fucking country. You can’t expect us to capitulate to laws outside our own borders. By bitching about America and Russia fighting, you’re bitching about war itself. Which is a complete waste of time. We fight for the good of the people. Yes, sure, there are casualties in war. Hell, I’ve lost my fair share of good men. But, even then, it was for a greater cause. For the peace and stability of my lands! For the prosperity of my people! For the glory of my land!
Which is something you idiots ought not get involved in.
However, If you want some proper order, outline some international laws. And before the idiotic idea pops into your brainless heads, NO, you can’t try a country for war crimes.
Also, Russia is fat.
Good God, I need some fucking beer.
((OOC note: Hey, Hetalia cast, I tried to go off what was established in Canada's post, but if I got anything wrong, feel free to message me on AIM at Pb2Ag, and I'll change it.))