XXVII [Text]

[2cool4europe]

Alright, I’ve become sick and tired of you undereducated, liberal-ass buffoons and your complete failure to do anything right. So I’m going to settle this once and for all.

As hilarious as the thought of both Russia and America behind bars is, YOU POLICE PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE. You can’t arrest a fucking country.

Let me reiterate: we are

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[shockinglycool]

Hey, I have a question! Since I took over Discedo the other day, does that mean I can make laws like "arresting countries is great?"

[2cool4europe]

You fall under the 'stop breathing oxygen' category.

[shockinglycool]

I like breathing oxygen. And, I never gave it back to you.

Okay, so, my international law is now, "do whatever you'd like to/at countries."

[2cool4europe]

I don't care if you've never given it back. I've taken Discedo back. It belongs to me, and it will continue to belong to me. A brat like you isn't going to get in the way of my otherworldly empire.

Your international law is idiotic, and no one will follow it.

[shockinglycool]

See, y'know, I was gonna give it back, since my birthday is over, but that kinda rudeness really makes me reluctant.

Let's put it to a vote. Both things. Who owns Discedo and whether or not people will follow my law thing.

[2cool4europe]

Discedo will not become a democracy.

[shockinglycool]

Even better! And, since I never gave it back to you, what I say goes.

[2cool4europe]

Weren't you listening? I take Discedo back! It's mine! You're not even a country!

[shockinglycool]

Maybe I am. Maybe I'm the country of Discedo.

[2cool4europe]

No, you're not. Nice try, though.

[shockinglycool]

If I get this delinquent friend of mine to punch you, can I be?

[2cool4europe]

No.

[shockinglycool]

If I electrocute you, can I be?

[2cool4europe]

No.

[shockinglycool]

Why not?

[2cool4europe]

Because you can't simply become a country. And even if you're born as one, there's more to it than simply imposing laws and shit. You have to deal with wars, politics, your people, your land, everything.