March!
Wassup, 1bruce1?! Are you aware that in less than one month that amazing(ly bad?) Sweet Valley Confidential is going to be released?
I think that, as a public service, we should all be prepared with Sweet Valley knowledge. We can stand next to the book at our local bookstore and when someone says, "Hey, I read that series when I was in middle school?" We can offer fun tidbits like, "Yes! So did I? Do you remember that time Jessica got chained to the toilet by an evil doppelganger? ... Well, yes, you're thinking of Margo but there were two evil doppelgangers. It's totally plausible!"
Or, you know, remind them how super important Bruce's Porsche was to the integrity of the Sweet Valley universe.
TOP RECAPS
Awhile back we voted on the best Sweet Valley Books of All Time and these were the winners. Please familiarize yourself with these books. It's important!
1. SVH: The Evil Twin
2. SVH: Dear Sister
3. (tie) SVH: Night to Remember and SVH: The New Jessica
5. SVH: Don't Go Home With John
6. SVH: On the Edge
7. (tie) SVT: Unicorns Go Hawaiian, SVH: Power Play and SVH: Kiss Before Dying
BOOKS YET TO BE RECAPPED
Yes, I know it seems like we've recapped everything possible. But it turns out we haven't. If anyone has a secret cache of SVU: The Later Years, After All That Awesomeness with William White, or SVSY or SVJH, get with the recapping already! ... Or mail them to me so I can gigglesnort at them.
One or the other.
(PS, this is according to the fabulous Complete Book List at the wiki. If you have recapped one of these, let me know because we have to update the list!)
Sweet Valley Kids
SVK: 13. Starring Winston Egbert
SVK: 21. Jessica and the Spelling Bee
SVK 22. Sweet Valley Slumber Party
SVK: 24. Cousin Kelly's Family Secret
SVK: 27. The Sweet Valley Clean-Up Team
SVK: 28. Elizabeth Meets Her Hero
SVK: 29. Andy and the Alien
SVK: 30. Jessica's Unburied Treasure
SVK: 31. Elizabeth and Jessica Run Away
SVK: 37. The Big Race
SVK: 38. Good-Bye Eva?
SVK: 39. Ellen is Home Alone
SVK: 40. Robin in the Middle
SVK: 45. Elizabeth's Piano Lessons
SVK: 46. Get the Teacher!
SVK: 52. Julie the Karate Kid
SVK: 53. The Magic Puppets
SVK: 54. Star of the Parade
SVK: 56. Jessica Plays Cupid
SVK: 57. No Girls Allowed
SVK: 58. Lila's Birthday Bash
SVK: 64. Elizabeth's Horseback Adventure (Dirty!)
SVK: 67. The Secret of Fantasy Forest
SVK: 68. A Roller Coaster for the Twins
SVK: 69. Class Picture Day!
SVK: 70. Good-Bye Mrs. Otis
SVK: 71. Jessica's Secret Friend
SVK: 73. The Witch in the Pumpkin Patch
SVK: 74. Sweet Valley Blizzard
SVK: 76. Danger: Twins at Work
SVK Super Snooper: 3. The Case of the Haunted Camp
SVK Super Snooper: 5. The Case of the Hidden Treasure
Sweet Valley Junior High
SVJH: 22. What You Don't Know
SVJH: 23. Invisible Me
SVJH: 26. No More Mr. Nice Guy
SVJH: 29. He's The One
Sweet Valley Senior Year
SVSY: 03. So Cool
SVSY: 11. Take Me On
SVSY: 13. All About Love
SVSY: 15. On My Own
SVSY: 16. Three Girls and a Guy
SVSY: 17. Backstabber
SVSY: 20. Nothing is Forever
SVSY: 24. Never Let Go
SVSY: 28. Meant to Be
SVSY: 34. Troublemaker
SVSY: 35. Control Freak
SVSY: 36. Tearing Me Apart
SVSY: 37. Be Mine
SVSY: 40. Never Give Up
Sweet Valley University
SVU: 16. The Other Woman
SVU: 22. Elizabeth's Summer Love
SVU: 28. Elizabeth's Heartbreak
SVU: 31. The Truth About Ryan
SVU: 32. The Boys of Summer
SVU: 34. Spy Girl
SVU: 36. Have You Heard About Elizabeth
SVU: 38. Good Bye Elizabeth
SVU: 49. Stranded
SVU: 50. Summer of Love
SVU: 51. Living Together
SVU: 56. Dropping Out
SVU: 58. The Dreaded Ex
Other Random SV Stuff
Sweet Valley Twins: Secret Club Diary/Report's Notebook
Sweet Valley High: Slam Book
TV Series: Meet Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield
TV Series: Meet the Stars of Sweet Valley High
TV Novelization #1: California Love
And, as always, you can catch up on 1bruce1 history at our Sweet Valley Wiki
I think that, as a public service, we should all be prepared with Sweet Valley knowledge. We can stand next to the book at our local bookstore and when someone says, "Hey, I read that series when I was in middle school?" We can offer fun tidbits like, "Yes! So did I? Do you remember that time Jessica got chained to the toilet by an evil doppelganger? ... Well, yes, you're thinking of Margo but there were two evil doppelgangers. It's totally plausible!"
Or, you know, remind them how super important Bruce's Porsche was to the integrity of the Sweet Valley universe.
TOP RECAPS
Awhile back we voted on the best Sweet Valley Books of All Time and these were the winners. Please familiarize yourself with these books. It's important!
1. SVH: The Evil Twin
2. SVH: Dear Sister
3. (tie) SVH: Night to Remember and SVH: The New Jessica
5. SVH: Don't Go Home With John
6. SVH: On the Edge
7. (tie) SVT: Unicorns Go Hawaiian, SVH: Power Play and SVH: Kiss Before Dying
BOOKS YET TO BE RECAPPED
Yes, I know it seems like we've recapped everything possible. But it turns out we haven't. If anyone has a secret cache of SVU: The Later Years, After All That Awesomeness with William White, or SVSY or SVJH, get with the recapping already! ... Or mail them to me so I can gigglesnort at them.
One or the other.
(PS, this is according to the fabulous Complete Book List at the wiki. If you have recapped one of these, let me know because we have to update the list!)
Sweet Valley Kids
SVK: 13. Starring Winston Egbert
SVK: 21. Jessica and the Spelling Bee
SVK 22. Sweet Valley Slumber Party
SVK: 24. Cousin Kelly's Family Secret
SVK: 27. The Sweet Valley Clean-Up Team
SVK: 28. Elizabeth Meets Her Hero
SVK: 29. Andy and the Alien
SVK: 30. Jessica's Unburied Treasure
SVK: 31. Elizabeth and Jessica Run Away
SVK: 37. The Big Race
SVK: 38. Good-Bye Eva?
SVK: 39. Ellen is Home Alone
SVK: 40. Robin in the Middle
SVK: 45. Elizabeth's Piano Lessons
SVK: 46. Get the Teacher!
SVK: 52. Julie the Karate Kid
SVK: 53. The Magic Puppets
SVK: 54. Star of the Parade
SVK: 56. Jessica Plays Cupid
SVK: 57. No Girls Allowed
SVK: 58. Lila's Birthday Bash
SVK: 64. Elizabeth's Horseback Adventure (Dirty!)
SVK: 67. The Secret of Fantasy Forest
SVK: 68. A Roller Coaster for the Twins
SVK: 69. Class Picture Day!
SVK: 70. Good-Bye Mrs. Otis
SVK: 71. Jessica's Secret Friend
SVK: 73. The Witch in the Pumpkin Patch
SVK: 74. Sweet Valley Blizzard
SVK: 76. Danger: Twins at Work
SVK Super Snooper: 3. The Case of the Haunted Camp
SVK Super Snooper: 5. The Case of the Hidden Treasure
Sweet Valley Junior High
SVJH: 22. What You Don't Know
SVJH: 23. Invisible Me
SVJH: 26. No More Mr. Nice Guy
SVJH: 29. He's The One
Sweet Valley Senior Year
SVSY: 03. So Cool
SVSY: 11. Take Me On
SVSY: 13. All About Love
SVSY: 15. On My Own
SVSY: 16. Three Girls and a Guy
SVSY: 17. Backstabber
SVSY: 20. Nothing is Forever
SVSY: 24. Never Let Go
SVSY: 28. Meant to Be
SVSY: 34. Troublemaker
SVSY: 35. Control Freak
SVSY: 36. Tearing Me Apart
SVSY: 37. Be Mine
SVSY: 40. Never Give Up
Sweet Valley University
SVU: 16. The Other Woman
SVU: 22. Elizabeth's Summer Love
SVU: 28. Elizabeth's Heartbreak
SVU: 31. The Truth About Ryan
SVU: 32. The Boys of Summer
SVU: 34. Spy Girl
SVU: 36. Have You Heard About Elizabeth
SVU: 38. Good Bye Elizabeth
SVU: 49. Stranded
SVU: 50. Summer of Love
SVU: 51. Living Together
SVU: 56. Dropping Out
SVU: 58. The Dreaded Ex
Other Random SV Stuff
Sweet Valley Twins: Secret Club Diary/Report's Notebook
Sweet Valley High: Slam Book
TV Series: Meet Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield
TV Series: Meet the Stars of Sweet Valley High
TV Novelization #1: California Love
And, as always, you can catch up on 1bruce1 history at our Sweet Valley Wiki