LOOK EVERYONE!

[Jango quickly pans the video off his heart-glasses and happy dancing over to his hoothoot.] I GOT ONE TOO! I named her Partay!

[The poor owl is covered in confetti, tweeting feebly on party noisemakers and wearing an even more ridiculous hat. Clearly this falls into animal torture.]

Say hello Partay!

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