LOOK EVERYONE!
[Jango quickly pans the video off his heart-glasses and happy dancing over to his hoothoot.] I GOT ONE TOO! I named her Partay!
[The poor owl is covered in confetti, tweeting feebly on
party noisemakers and wearing an even more ridiculous
hat. Clearly this falls into animal torture.]
Say hello Partay!
Hoot. Hoot.
Yes, life IS a hoot!
I wonder how she'd look in glasses....
[Feel free to facepalm now.]