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If my computer seems slow, it's because I'm downloading a kids' show on iTunes.

Jun 18, 2008 21:19

This is how sad my life is: the highlight of my day today was my mom witnessing Yo Gabba Gabba! and calling Muno a "giant orange penis."

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soprano_no_eiji June 19 2008, 02:03:47 UTC

calling Muno a "giant orange penis."

Single best description of Muno EVER. EVAR. EVARRRRRRR.

1863_project June 19 2008, 02:26:27 UTC

She also said Foofa was on drugs. It was hilarious.

soprano_no_eiji June 19 2008, 02:30:25 UTC

...I can see that. After all, she is a little too happy sometimes. And she likes picking flowers...maybe flowers are an euphemism for drugs (a similar argument is used for Chitose by Tenipuri fans)!

1863_project June 19 2008, 02:33:44 UTC

But the sad part is that she thinks Brobee is annoying! I told her Brobee was the fan favorite and she didn't understand why.

I wonder if those flowers are poppies...hmm.

soprano_no_eiji June 19 2008, 02:40:32 UTC

She thinks Brobee is annoying????? That is very upsetting...I mean, he's BROBEE! HE IS THE LITTLE GREEN ONE!

Hm...they very well might be...they never do specify...

1863_project June 19 2008, 02:45:53 UTC

She thinks his arms are too long and that annoys her for some reason! I was this close to telling her that Toodee is a real bitch, too, just to show her who the really annoying person on that show is. I did tell her about how Muno randomly bit Foofa, though. And the song that ensued afterwards.

...it would make a lot of sense, considering the show's contents...

soprano_no_eiji June 19 2008, 02:59:18 UTC

That's so weird...I mean his gigantic, strange arms are part of his charm! ...That made me laugh so fucking much. I still have yet to see this song. And it makes Muno sound so evil!

...that's true...it's like they have drug culture in children's tv!

1863_project June 19 2008, 03:09:34 UTC

I know! Right along with his unibrow! ...It's hilarious. My theory is that Muno really IS Momo and he thought Foofa was a giant pink hamburger.

Yeah, who would've thought? ...oh, right, whoever made Oobi. Yeah.

soprano_no_eiji June 19 2008, 03:16:05 UTC

Exactly! Brobee is the picture of amazing. ...That might be. And I can honestly see Momo confusing the two of those, which is kind of sad.

That's true. Oh, OOBI. Such a great show.

1863_project June 19 2008, 03:20:13 UTC

He has NO INTESTINES. He's EPIC. ...It has to be true! Besides, Momo is tall and friendly, too! I'm sure he'd be thrilled to find out that he's actually a one-eyed giant orange penis.

I really think Oobi has seriously enhanced my life.

soprano_no_eiji June 19 2008, 03:24:40 UTC

That's true--he defines human anatomy! ...Yes! Though Momo isn't a freak giant like Choutan. Er...yeah, I think he'd like that, which is SCARY.

It totally has made mine better. I was discussing it with Jen. This is what ensued:
GoldenPairTeam8 [11:18 P.M.]: KAKO!
GoldenPairTeam8 [11:19 P.M.]: would you buy a doujinshi about him?
GoldenPairTeam8 [11:19 P.M.]: i'd give you a best roommate ever discount
Nemesis Hoshi [11:19 P.M.]: I doubt there is one...
GoldenPairTeam8 [11:19 P.M.]: THERE WILL BE!
GoldenPairTeam8 [11:19 P.M.]: *evil glint*
(She eventually said "dunno"--I was sad.)

1863_project June 19 2008, 03:39:58 UTC

He's just...too good for total digestion. Really. ...You think he would? That IS pretty freaky, actually! It's not as scary as Fuji being, er, Fuji, but it's scary.

...that is another epic conversation right there. But she HAS to buy one of our Kako Man doujins...because they'll be amazing.

soprano_no_eiji June 19 2008, 03:46:38 UTC

Yes--he's evolved beyond the normal population! Well, I think he'd think it was funny, at least. And I think Momo would find penises the funniest. ...Nothing is as scary as Fuji. (Except Yukimura--they had fans vote and Yukimura beat Fuji for scariest by almost 3x the number of votes.)

She does have to! I must convince her!!

...PERSON. NAMED UMA. ON COLBERT. STARTED GIGGLING.

1863_project June 19 2008, 03:59:14 UTC

He's just too good for us. I imagine he would be amused by that, actually, given that personality and all that...He BEAT Fuji? That's INSANE! He must be horrifying!

It's just so worth it! It's KAKO MAN!

A COLBERT BUMP...FOR UUUUUUUMAAAAA?

soprano_no_eiji June 19 2008, 04:06:05 UTC

He is. In a billion years, the world will contain only Brobees. Yeah, Momo likes to joke and stuff and tease Ryoma, so he'd probably like it. ...THE THING IS, YOU NEVER SEE HIM GET MAD. THE FANS JUST...HAVE A FEELING.

Exactly! How can someone turn him down?

YES! NOW EVERYONE WILL LOVE HER MORE!

1863_project June 19 2008, 04:20:45 UTC

And that world will be perfect. ...I just realized that in color, Tomaru's hat looks like a Brobee hat. I love him even more now! ...It's up his alley, then! And then Foofa HAS to be a totally stoned hamburger. It all adds up! ...AND WHEN THEY DO, THEY ARE FREQUENTLY RIGHT, SO...IT DOES MAKE SENSE.

He's too awesome! He help people, save day! SHOOP!

SHE WILL GAIN SOME POLITICAL POWER! OOOOOH! WE HAVE TO PUT JUNTA ON THE COLBERT REPORT!

...oh my God, Joe Smith has a HELLO KITTY BACKPACK.

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