brb going back to the midwest.

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It's 71 degrees right now. (That's 22C for my poor benighted friends who don't have the good fortune of being American.)

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING.

ETA: There's a little girl next door who's learning to play the flute. I've heard her a few times getting out Mary Had a Little Lamb and Twinkle Twinkle. I think I've mentioned this, but I am a flutist

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[emerald_embers]

WHAT

HOW IS IT THAT WARM OVER THERE YOU SON OF A BITCH

LEND ME SOME OF THAT HEAT I'M FREEZING

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT EITHER.

YOU ARE WELCOME TO COME VISIT.

[emerald_embers]

SERIOUSLY LIKE A LOAN OF THREE DEGREES WOULD BE ENOUGH TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOGGING THE FULL 22 AND WHY

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I'M DOING NOTHING. EXCEPT SITTING AROUND BAREFOOT.

[emerald_embers]

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MY FROSTBITTEN TOES ARE ANGRY

SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

[emerald_embers]

* not literally frostbitten

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WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE GOOD SENSE TO BE BORN IN CALIFORNIA, SO WHEN YOU TOO HAVE NO CHOICE OTHER THAN TO GO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS UNTIL YOU FIND A JOB, AT LEAST IT'S WARM.

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GOSH DARNIT I REALLY REGRET NOT BEING BORN IN CALIFORNIA

ESPECIALLY WHEN I CATCH BRONCHITIS AND GET FREE MEDICAL TREATMENT

WOE, IT IS HARD LIVING WITH FREE HEALTHCARE

XD

(Actually, maybe that's why we have free healthcare. To make up for the bloody weather)

[13chapters]

LOLOLOL SO TRUE.