It's been too long since I wrote Snack. Thought I had to remedy that this w/e! *G*

Title: The &^%$#@! Profanity Jar
Pairing: Snape/Sirius
Rating: Hard R
Length: a little under 1000 words
Summary: Arthur insists upon a profanity jar. Snape and Sirius humor him.
Kinks: coarse language, humor, snark
Disclaimer: Oh, so not mine. This market's been ( Read more... )

It occurs to me that I've never posted this here.

Title: In Through the Out Door
Authors: fleshdress and themostepotente
Prompt: Addiction
Pairing: Snape/Regulus
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Regulus becomes hopelessly addicted to Felix Felicis in order to gain Snape's affections.
Warnings: Drug abuse, angst, character death
Disclaimer: Oh, so not ours. This market's been ( Read more... )

I could've sworn I'd posted this here ages ago.

Title: Objet d'Art
Pairing: Snape/Black
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Sirius is a piece of art in a Live Art exhibit -- Severus is an art connoisseur.
Kinks: Mutual wanking, snarking galore
Disclaimer: Oh, so not mine. This market's been cornered.
A/N: This was originally written for switchknife who requested Snack ( Read more... )

For the love of Snack, part II
A really big post of art and drabbles, so take your time ;)

Artists: canonfodder123, xterm, tripperfunster, matyas_adina, electromoon, hill_, and ebonyserpent
Authors: themostepotente, mulberryfields, jeannie81, _lore, eeyore9990, and lucilla_darkate
Rating: G to NC17
Warnings: Oral, anal, foodsmut, cross-dressing, slight bestiality, urination, hatesex, hairy men, bondage, "crating", dirty grey underwear, and big-haired!Sirius (I can't help it)

( Snackage...part II )

What happens when you get a bunch of authors and artists together that love Snack? You get this... It started out as one thing, but then turned into an amazing, fun collaboration. Thank you all so much for contributing ♥

Contributing Artists: ani_bester, ariadneelda, canonfodder123, dosandazalbra, electromoon, eliathanis, hill_, karasu_hime, lysa1, mieronna, tripperfunster, vimessy, and xterm

Contributing Authors: biting_moopie, lysa1, scribbulus_ink, snegurochka_lee, and themostepotenteWarnings: Oral, anal, cockslappage, angry ( Read more... )

Title: The Piss Boy
Pairing: Snape/Black, implied Snape/Lucius
Rating: NC-17
Length: Long
Summary: Sirius poses as a servant in order to crash Lucius's wedding.
Kinks: Hatesex, humor, snarkery, dub-con. Contrary to the title, there are NO watersports in this fic.
Disclaimer: Oh, so not mine. This market's been cornered.
A/N: Written with love ( Read more... )

Title: Paper Dolls
Length: Short
Rating: Light R
Pairing(s): Snape/Black -- implied Sirius/James
Warnings: Crack!fic yo!, crossdressing themes, humor, snark, language
Disclaimer: Oh, so not mine -- this market's been cornered.
Summary: Severus unknowingly picks up a pair of cursed scissors.
Author notes: Written for ani_bester for tempting me with this, ( Read more... )

Title: The Ubiquitous Mr Black
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Snape/Black -- implied Snape/Lucius
Length: Long
Warnings: Wanking, snark, humour, a tiny hint of breathplay
Disclaimer: Oh, so not mine -- this market's been cornered.
Summary: Sirius Black interviews and poses for Snape's favourite porn magazine. Wanking (the good kind) ensues.
Author ( Read more... )

I'll be doing the sequel and need your requests!

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Title: Screaming of a Black Christmas
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Snape/Black
Length Long
Kinks: Snarking, humour, bdsm, intoxication, edgeplay, gratuitous use of a nutcracker and eggnog
Disclaimer: Oh, so not mine -- this market's been cornered.
Summary: Snape must babysit a boozing Black for the evening.
A/N: This was originally written for kangeiko for merry_smutmas ( Read more... )