This weeks Big News in Candy Land

[zurui_koi]

Well... I wasn't going to post this because a) it's Arashi and, b) it's not the usual point-and-laugh gossip - And yet here I am posting it. This is a straight translation of the article posted on Tantei File on the 7th of November.

So without further adieu...

Comments

[xlalalala]

This article takes care of the deceased much more. Devoured... Well look at the audience of their concerts, so many offerings for devouring there. :p

[r1on]

Thanks for sharing (^o^)

I remember that mag they wrote a piece on Johnny when he went to trial. The only mag that would touch it.

[mitchy_fleur]

well, WOW. but i'm kind of pitying the AV girl, she already dead, and tabloid still talking shit about her and her past :(
even it's true she had one night stand with matsujun, cohabited with aiba, or was sex friends with everyone, it's still very despicable to talk bout it.
well, maybe i just have to take lesson from it, even we already dead, that doesn't mean people stop talking bout us......that's sad :(

[mitchy_fleur]

it isn't like johnny's talents are innocent too rite? lol

[je_levy]

Yikes!! is the only that keeps coming to mind when details of this story surface.

...she revealed had a one night fling with MatsuJun It must've been another Matsujun because the one I know is undeniably homosexual.

Scary stuff; I better re-assess putting an all-Arashi orgy in my OMGIMINTEHJAPAN!! itinerary.

[zurui_koi]

Yes, I'd only be throwing myself at them for an orgy for the rodent's sake, but apparently he's asexual. No point doing something I'm going to want to toss myself off a building for later if there's no rodent action.

Bwahaha your icon! ♥ Maybe Jun just caved to peer pressure one night - went home and cleansed himself, cried himself to sleep, and swore never to have sex with another woman again. I could believe that, him crying himself to sleep at night. lol.

[je_levy]

Lol'd IRL~
I hate to get morbid, but it makes me think of someone writing some crack list of "things to do before I'm thrown off a building" one of them being smexy rodent action.
Sho is classy. <3

Poor Jun. He thought he'd scoured all memory of that night and now it's come back to hit him in the ass, and certainly not in the good way.

[zurui_koi]

Thats them! Oh, thanks so much 8D I'll put them up with the article when I have a min... wish I could read the text

[zurui_koi]

I did a really quick search and wound up with Aiba picks with some chick from last year, or 2008 or something >.>