Post-Melbourne Syndrome.

[zuliana]

Hello!
I'm back from Melbourne already...
Yes, it's back to reality now, after a week of pure bliss (and PDA-ing like we just don't care).
John Legend would've been proud. Hahah ;-)
SO much happened while I was there, but I'm not really in a 'sharing is caring' mood at the mo.. Sorry!



I'm not jet-lagged but instead am suffering from PMS (Post-Melbourne Syndrome) and also what Mama labels as 'jo-lack'.

Jo-lack is a physiological condition which is a consequence of alterations to contact patterns with Jo.
Jo-lack results from rapid transcontinental separation with said person.
The condition of jo-lack may last many days (weeks even!) and a recovery rate of "one day per hugkisscuddle" is often mentioned as a fair guideline.
However, it has been proven that this condition may be successfully treated by the mere presence of
Jo righthererightnow.

The symptoms of jo-lack can be quite varied and may include the following:

• Cravings for a certain kind of dessert.
  
• Random whiny sounds followed by sighs.
  
• Addiction towards the scent of CK Eternity Summer.
  

Remedies that have been proven to work include:

• Jo coming homeee.
  
• Zi going back to Melbourne.
  
• Lots of cuddles between the two parties.
   

I don't know what the hell I'm crapping about.. But one thing's for sure - I missss Mr. Fish Finger Face already pls :-(

Off to bed now..
Gnite guys!