Bang bang

[zootch]

See how I'm great in bed? Eh? Yeah, that's right. Can't touch this. *tsss!*

And my ambitions ARE that low, so it's pretty scary.

Comments

[bakajin]

any last name with more than 7 letters is obviously anti-american.

goddamn commie...

[zootch]

What would you know about communism?

Right, political prisoner, fleeing persecution, I forgot.

[johann_speck]

Ahahah, your last name is Dyke.

[zootch]

Try Deck.

Because that's how it's pronounced.

Jerk.

[johann_speck]

Oh...ok.

Sorry. :(