Oh man bought the new Phoenix Wright game and Castlevania Portrait of Ruin today along with Something Happened by Joseph Heller. I haven't shopped for games and a good book in a while.
I wish to become a professional tooth fairy so I can join a union and wear the cute uniform. It has always been my childhood dream and if I get bored I could always fuck with kids by leaving them lint and old cheese instead of money.
Hurrah for the worst christmas i've had in years... No presents, not doing anything interesting and nothing is going even remotely how i thought it was.