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[zombieryan138]

her:you cook it at half power that way the water doesn't buble over.

me:my god, that makes so much sence!

dear lord i want my fucking paycheck!

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[high_wire]

where would you be without me?

[zombieryan138]

i dont even know, probably in some cave reliving the dark ages, and still cleaning the microwave every time i cooked easy mac.