omg last night was the FUNNIEST. Lance got everybody kicked out of the Chequers because he the first thing he did when he got there was skip down to the garden from the high street, loudly singing the "greensleeves" song. He walked into the Chequers and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED HERE" and they refused to serve him because he wasn't the ( Read more... )

I want to be in the Simpsons, can anyone get this to work??

http://simpsonizeme.com/

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How the FUCK does THAT work?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!

Turk stayed over last night which was quite nice, he makes me laugh. Oh he did make me laugh til Matt woke me up at 2am saying "Turks been sick all over the floor!" Yeah that wasn't so funny but I don't mind cleaning up vomit.

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I am craving a cuppa but can't be bothered to move, I couldn't sleep last night and I had to be up at 6am to go to Uni. Matt couldn't either and went to go have a shave and exfoliate his face at 3am (hahaha). I feel like a tired, hot sweaty turd. I want to loose two stone. I'm going to walk everywhere from now on, I don't like walking in the ( Read more... )

Haha, last night was so funny, I want to see all the photos. There was a random bloke who sat with us in the Goose and he said I looked like that girl from aqua:


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I am eating a vegetable stir fry which tastes a little like a farm yard.

Note: This is my third meal of the day and it's only 12:30

Last night Matt and I were drinking wine whilst watching TV and I suddenly got the hiccups. Seriously I tried everything to get rid of them but nothing was working, I thought I would be like that girl who had them for three weeks. Anyway after about 15 minutes of me complaining Matt "Bend over and stretch the stomach muscles, it helps get rid of ( Read more... )