JINKS MADE ME DO THIS

[zombiegoat]

Here are the rules - post this list on your profile (in Notes) replacing my answers with yours.Tag 25 people (including me) to do the same thing. If I tagged YOU, it's because I want to know more about YOU!

MY ADDITION:  If you're reading this, consider yourself tagged.  If you don't like the fact that I tagged you, eat it.  Do it anyway.  LJ is

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[jinkun2702]

So many things...so many things... where shall I start?

1) Your mom...wow, just wow. Yet, I'm glad I'm not the only one who was named one way or another because of something religious. I'll point out that St. Theresa is a Catholic deity(?) and my mom is not even Catholic, she's some offshoot of Yoruba.

2) I MUST SEE YOUR HANDWRITING NOW!!!

3) Never heard of Raisin Nut Bran, but it sounds so yummy

4) Why was he called "Caesar, The Primary Cat?"

5) "Stones. The Beatles are horrifically overrated." <-- I've never had the balls to say that out loud because everyone makes such a goddamn big deal over the Beatles. But, I think that very same thing, even the same words (which is kind of odd) whenever someone starts fapping to The Beatles's music.

[zombiegoat]

1) BONUS MOM CRAZINESS: she spent five years getting herself a degree in religious studies. Did I mention that she is a MOTHERFUCKING ATHEIST

[jinkun2702]

I don't understand why atheists almost always gravitate towards religion. It's like they're so passionate about their godless viewpoints that they must learn as much as they can about religion just to be spiteful assholes. I don't personally get it. Out of all the atheists I've met, all have had an unhealthy obsession with religion.

I did get a box of that stuff. I'll start by saying that I love bran cereal but Raisin Bran drives me insane. I like fresh raisins in bran cereal but the dehydrated ones just...gross me out. That being said, I got that cereal and replaced all their raisins with fresh ones and I have to admit, that's some amazing cereal right there. It was sweet, but not overly so, and it gave me all the vitamins I could've asked for.

Black cat duties huh? And what exactly do these black cat duties entail?

[zombiegoat]

Agreed one hundred thousand percent on atheists gravitating toward religion. Also sorry about the cereal not working out quite as well as I would have hoped... but man, aren't those big long slices of almond in the flakes just fucking great?

Black Cat Duties: Giving evil glares whenever I do something stupid (Caesar excelled at this; Marcus simply gives me a vacant stare because I truly believe he is at least partially retarded but incredibly lovable). Lurking in the shadows and pouncing on things. Arching his back and poofing out his tail at the first sign of trouble. Filling young children with a feeling of awe on Halloween when they ask reverently, "Is that kitty real?" And finally, running the other cats with an iron hand and *never* backing down from Mercury the Fat One, my wife's cat.

Hera, I believe, has a whole lot of Caesar in her. :D

[ravenskye8]

...I'm still trying to figure out who you tagged...

[zombiegoat]

EVERYONE.

(edited to reflect as such)

[ravenskye8]

I figured - but I thought I would clarify :)