Legacy Of (Stomach) Brutality

[zombiegoat]

So the tale of the tape in the doctor's office has revealed a very interesting factoid about myself: despite being an avowed horror movie fan, a dedicated follower of the Oakland Raiders and not having killed my in-laws yet, I have been diagnosed with a "weak stomach."

You'd think the Raider thing alone would prove I have a gut of cast-iron, wouldn'

Comments

[queentana]

was that pun about being a wi-no and being a wi-yes a trick to make your digestive tract work in reverse? Cuz it almost worked on me!

[zombiegoat]

Nah. Winos (wi-nos) drink a lot, so I have to drink less and be more discriminating (wi-yes). However, unintentional humor works great for me. :D

[detonate_for_me]

I frequently eat cereal for dinner, or as a snack afterwards if I eat dinner too early. Hooray!

[zombiegoat]

Yeah, but damnit, I am so fucking GOOD on the grill. My marinades are sticky sweet spicy goodness that makes your soul turn cartwheels. Having to limit this to midday weekends only completely shits the bed.

Getting older sucks. BOOOOOOO!