Total Warfare Sounds Good

[zombiegoat]

I know that the problems I experience in my day-to-day life are pretty minor.  I know that I lead a pretty good life, especially when you compare it against the average denizen of Godawfulstan.  I know that sometimes, I need to shut my mouth and just go with the will of the universe.

But goddamnit, I paid fifteen fucking dollars to have something

Comments

Pessimism

[emilia_romagna]

If you only have one tracking number, and you ordered both from the same place... they're probably together, listening to bluegrass.

Good luck, though ;)

Reality

[zombiegoat]

No, I just checked their address and it's the same state, so it's definitely my guitar stuff.

I want to be an optimist, but at some point, the world needs to cooperate.

FUCK!

[lesliemoniot]

Sometimes, I really hate being smart. You have a tendency to see things coming, and it takes a lot of the fun out of life, especially when it comes to predicting lame shit.

I so identify. I have a sixth sense about when people are gonna fuck me over. Like as that Delta agent in the airport who I waited in a two-hour line to speak to told me my bags would be re-routed to Athens... I knew. I knew they wouldn't be there. About the point when he asked me what color they were, I just felt it.

[queentana]

Shipping has become crazy-expensive... you know stamps are supposed to go up in May again??

[anonymous]

Sounds like you got it figured out, quickest way to tell is to look at the weight column, then if your remote and guitar parts are the same weight, you get the fun of calling and saying "customer service" several times to the automatic voice recognition system - which DESPITE the fact that it is a computer sounds distinctly miffed by the time it says "hold on, and I'll connect you to a customer service representative" if that's what you really want; or something like that.