love me like a ball and chain

[zombieboyband]

Man, so I just figured out what I dig about Josh Hutcherson: he reminds me of my first ever high school boyfriend, who looked a lot like

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[strider_ryoken]

Starter Boyfriend? Wow, girl, thats some heavy concept there.

[zombieboyband]

Ahahah, have I seriously never told you about him in all the years we've known each other? I've called him Starter Kit boyfriend for...nearly a decade, by this point.

Oh, I see. I forgot to add the word "kit" in the entry. Regardless! Starter Kit Boyfriends! Every androphilic girl should have one! He was like a real life video game tutorial for (subby) boyfriend having.

[strider_ryoken]

Nope you havent; and the kit idea is good, but i bet it will consume a LOT of batteries.
(Its a holiday tomorrow! im gonna be up for some time so i'll be repying tonit!

[raincitygirl]

Starter Boyfriend. I love that idea.

[zombieboyband]

Everyone should have one! It's like training wheels!

[muffinbitch]

Heh, I do love the concept of a Starter Boyfriend. And he sounds like such a lovely one! :D

[zombieboyband]

Hahah, I honestly cannot think of a better Starter Boyfriend for me. We dated for eight months and of course we both thought the breakup was TERRIBAD HORRIBLE HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME--but we were both such children then. In retrospect everything is hilarious.

He did, um, become a born again virgin Christian dude like two years later, though? I tell myself that I introduced him to kinky shit JUST FINE and it was the next girl that fucked him up about it.