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[zombie_pen]

Oh god, do I have a headache.

[blinks]

This isn't that sleazy motel I was staying at...

[sits up, rubbing unscathed forehead]

Where the hell am I? [looks down, feeling a cool breeze] & why am I in my boxers?

[gets to feet, leaning on the wall for a moment]

Um, hello? Is there anyone here who could possibly help me out?

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[belligerency]

[cue staring. lots of staring. and not noticing the boxers at the moment, because wtf]

... Sammy?

[zombie_pen]

[blinks again, in disbelief]

Dean?

What the hell are you doing here? & where is here?

[belligerency]

No, man, what the hell are you --

[waves it off, walking over to Sam]

Template. It's a ... city. Alternate universe or some shit like that. Crazy town, let me tell you. I -- ... dude, where are your pants?

[zombie_pen]

[blushes faintly]

Um, well. Last thing I remember was getting undressed to go to bed because I was sick of waiting up for you, & I got caught on my pants, & tripped. Hit the nightstand... Woke up here. [shrugs]

Where did you go last night? You told me you were moving the car, & then you just vanished.

[disconnectedly]

Welcome to Template City~

[zombie_pen]

Um, hi. & thank you.

Who are you, exactly?

[disconnectedly]

I'm Fay. ♥

And you?

[zombie_pen]

My name's Sam Winchester.

[looks down at his obvious lack of clothing]

& I swear, I don't usually walk around in just my underwear...

[zombie_pen]

[cocks his head]

I promise it's not. I'm Sam Winchester, & definitely new in town.

[scratches his head]

& you are...?

[zombie_pen]

Nice to meet you.

I generally don't meet new people in my underwear, I swear. It was an unfortunate series of events that led to this, really.

[thesteelmedium]

[this is a girl with a bucket duct taped to her head. Say hi!]

You should get some clothes, mister. Running around in the cold in your underwear is going to make you sick.

[zombie_pen]

[looks around, taking in the snow under foot]

I didn't even realize there was snow on the ground.

[scratches back of head, feeling silly]

[thesteelmedium]

You're not very observant, huh? You'll need a tank so you don't get run over by cars - You know what a car is, right?

[zombie_pen]

Waking up somewhere other than where I lost consciousness tends to throw me off...

& yes, I do know what a car is. That's how my brother & I travel. In his trusty black Impala.

[moonsfallnrise]

Eww!! Why are you walking around like that??

[zombie_pen]

[whips around, looking at the source of the new voice]

Trust me, it's not by choice.

[takes in the stranger's outfit]

Speaking of walking around like that...

[moonsfallnrise]

What's wrong with my outfit, huh?? At least I'm not some naked freak!

[zombie_pen]

I'm not completely naked.

& these happen to be my favorite boxers! My brother gave them to me for Christmas.