Title: "Srs Bzns"
Author:
twisted_slinkyFandom: Supernatural
Characters/Pairings: Sam, Dean, Bobby
Length: ~4400
Rating: R
Spoilers: Set during season 7, probably between the episodes "Of Grave Importance" and "The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo."
Warnings: Violence toward animals, adult language.
Prompt: 29. Any fandom - Zombie cows. Hey, stop laughing! This is srs bzns. No more steak, no more burgers.
Summary: "Zombie cows. Stop laughing, Sammy! This is srs bzns. No more steaks, no more burgers!" Sam stares at the text message. Surely Dean's just pulling a prank. Then Sam realizes their lives are never that easy. Season 7.
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