O HAI, I am the weather in Portland. I am VERY FUCKING COLD.
Midwest Cities say stfu, weaksauce, stop whining.
Here, watch the first three minutes of this Batman Beyond episode. If you have even heard of Batman, you will think this is funny. I nearly choked on my instant ramen. THIGH-HIGH BOOTS!
...Metric concert tomorrow! :D
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Also I read your music as "Batman Theme vs. The Beatles vs. Sufjan"
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LOL that would be AMAZING! ...By which I mean, very weird.
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Bruce's reaction was priceless. XD
Hot tea, hot food, and warm clothes; humans survived for millennia before indoor electric heating. You will be fine, and say hi to the kitty for me.
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Yeah but my apartment's not supposed to be an episode of Survivorman.
...I'm going to sleep now. I am. I swear.
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Survivorwoman Portland episode 1:
Notice how the subject wraps itself around its feline companion in order to conserve body heat and share warmth.
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Survivorwoman Portland episode 1:
Plan is spoiled when feline companion sticks cold, wet nose in subject's face.
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...Metric concert today!
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I KNOW I AM SO EXCITED.
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DDDD: on the non-working heat! I hope that gets fixed promptly and you don't have to light the couch on fire as an emergency don't-freeze-to-death measure, or something.
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It's fixed now! Thank goodness. I would've hated to have to lose the couch.
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