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[zolac_no_miko]

Still haven't organized my vacation pictures, but have a meme! Stolen from shichahn.

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"In case you're curious, I've chosen my characters from the

Comments

[delicatale]

5 and 12 help each other get dressed up for Halloween?

[zolac_no_miko]

((Clearly you're psychic and your icon helped pick one of the characters! ...I APOLOGIZE FOR DONUT

[delicatale]

Considering I do not know who Captain Donut is, I am imagining a breathing talking living human sized donut with legs and arms dressed as a sexy cop.

[zolac_no_miko]

This is Donut:

[shichahn]

I am familiar with about 3/4 of those, good enough!

1, 8, and 12 are kidnapped by 11. Why? What happens next?

[shichahn]

OH ALSO

7 and 14 meet each other in a small dusty town at sundown for a quickdraw (why?). Suddenly, 3 comes riding in on a (what kind of animal?) and tells them something very, very important. What is it? How do 7 and 14 react?

idk man

[zolac_no_miko]

Two suns are setting behind the hills. Pterodactyls are circling overhead. Tony Stark (in the Iron Man suit) and Castiel face off in the streets of an abandoned Old West town, preparing to duel. Tony's got his repulsors; Castiel is holding an actual six-shooter. ...Neither of them is really sure how they got here, wherever here is. The last thing Tony remembers is getting wasted in the Iron Man suit and destroying parts of his house. Again. (He was feeling low.) Castiel remembers doing a lot of drugs. Again. He is STONED OUT OF HIS MIND right now. (He was also feeling low.) The next thing either of them know, they're here, wherever here is. Tony thinks he might be hallucinating. Castiel is hallucinating, but that's neither here nor there. The two of them found each other and the (well-stocked) saloon and proceeded to imbibe heavily. Tony found out Castiel is an angel of the Lord; Cas found out Tony is a superhero. They both find this hilarious. Tony thought it would be even more hilarious to have a duel, so here they

[shichahn]

I.... I........

I don't even. It's a good thing Robin is used to dealing with this kind of nonsense.

[simplyn2deep]

1 & 15 have been dating and when it's meet the family time, what happens?

[zolac_no_miko]

((Joss Whedon random crossover femslash pairing ftw!))

Kaylee Frye and Adelle DeWitt have been dating for a while and they've reached the point in their relationship where they agree it's time to meet the families. THINGS ARE VERY AWKWARD ALL AROUND.

The DeWitts are less disconcerted by the fact that their daughter is dating a girl than they are by the fact that she's an uncultured redneck from a lower-class family with only a high school education and a career as a mechanic, of all things, and she's a bit young for Adelle, and she's sitting there in the grand dining room and she's got a smear of grease behind her ear and she still smells like coolant and she doesn't know which fork to use for the capers and she's committed six faux pas in the last five minutes

[simplyn2deep]

I don't know those 2 fandoms, but the way you described them makes it sound like it would be a very...interesting meeting.

[zolac_no_miko]

Firefly and Dollhouse. You should at least watch Firefly! Pretty sure it's required to earn geek cred. Assuming you want geek cred. Clearly this has been a high priority of mine for most of my life. XD

I laughed when I saw whose numbers came up for this. RANDOM PAIRING IS RANDOM. But, uh, now I think I kind of ship it? XD Anyway, Kaylee is fabulous and adorable, I would probably ship her with ANYONE. Although she's got a pretty damn good thing going in the canon.

[simplyn2deep]

2 & 14 run into 3 & 13 strapped to a railroad and 4 is in the train headed right for them, what happens

(I really need to stop watching cartoons lol)

[zolac_no_miko]

Faye Valentine and Castiel come across Robin and Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV strapped to a railroad, and oh, no! A train is headed right for them at full speed! Robin has been knocked unconscious, obviously, otherwise he would already have freed himself and Ed and stopped the train and eaten a pizza and maybe rescued some kittens from a tree as well. Faye is totally ready to shoot the straps and free them, but in the blink of an eye Cas has rescued them. He heals Robin's head wound. Ed is DELIGHTED to see Faye-Faye and hugs her very tightly. Faye bitches and complains and pretends that she wasn't worried and that she isn't fussing over Ed to make sure she's okay. Once Cas has confirmed that everyone is unharmed, he teleports onto the runaway train. In the engine room he finds... the Stig

[shichahn]

The Stig is now my favorite part of this meme. I declare he be added on to any question that needs more Stig. That should be in the rules or something.

[zolac_no_miko]

RIGHT? I'm so glad someone pulled his number. I've had a vague fantasy of RPing him on Dear Mun for like, years, so I was tickled to have a chance to write him. So fabulous. STIG IMPROVES ALL THINGS.

[regonym]

7 & 8 pick up 3 as a hitchhiker on the side of the freeway. Why's 3 hitchhiking? What happens on the drive after that?

2, 6, and 12 are housemates. 2 & 12 are both secretly pining for each other and 6, being heartily sick of this, decides to play matchmaker. What happens next?

[zolac_no_miko]

1. So Tony Stark and Steve McGarrett are on a cross-country roadtrip together because of... reasons. They see a kid in a costume hitchhiking on the side of the road and decide to pick him up. It's Robin! He's hitchhiking because Batman is a dick and he wants to get as far away from Gotham City as possible. Jump City seems like a good destination. Tony tells him to hop right in; they're headed to his house in Malibu, so Jump City's totally on the way. Robin hops in and the three of them GET ALONG SWIMMINGLY. Robin is a massive Iron Man fanboy, and once Robin asks Tony's opinions on his weaponry prototypes the two of them animatedly discuss tech for HOURS. Robin nearly passes out from excitement when Tony lets him drive his TOTALLY AWESOME CAR; with the three of them taking turns they make record time, breaking posted speed limits in ten states. When they stop for breaks Steve and Robin burn off excess energy by sparring in parking lots, racing across impromptu obstacle courses, or other physical-competition-type activities.

[regonym]

This meme makes such delightful crack fodder. I just. Tony Stark & Steve McGarrett sharing a vehicle is already badass enough, and then add Robin to it and it just becomes this 'what. What? WHAT.' potential for absolute awesome. 'dads are jerks' indeed. They should meet up again every so often when their lives have sucked too much for words recently and just, like, sit in a row at a bar someplace in solidarity.

As for the second one, I feel like these three would be the most amazingly failtastic housemates ever. Like, even aside from the pining situation, can you imagine? Who would ever buy groceries, they'd be too busy running cons or being... Donut. XD I was amazed that it was even possible to make this pairing remotely believable, but you did it! WELL DONE.

[zolac_no_miko]

Steve: beer. Tony: Scotch whiskey. Robin: an under-the-legal-age bracelet and a soda. (Tony keeps ordering him Shirley Temples to piss him off.)

Oh, I dunno, I think Neal would make sure to buy groceries regularly, and he's a great cook on top of that. Donut's willing to shop, but he doesn't have a lot of common sense (*cough* elbow grease *coughcough* headlight fluid *COUGH*), but he's got his awesome organic garden in the backyard. They learned quickly not to trust Faye with groceries; on the rare occasions she can be bothered to remember to go, she comes back with nothing more than bulk quantities of vodka, instant ramen, and bullets.

...I think I made the pairing believable with BALD FACED LYING. There is noooooo way in hell those too would be attracted to each other, much less a functional couple. This is so OOC for both of them. XD