JOHN CUSACK IS EDGAR ALLAN POE (quoting from the movie poster here)

[zolac_no_miko]

Ahem-hem-hem.

Movie trailer for "The Raven".

...Wat. Wat. ...WAT.

I really don't know how to feel about this. So many feelings. SO MANY.

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[look_alive]

OH

EM

GEE.

Okay so like, it looks super creepy and gory and exciting which means A+++ I AM ON BOARD, but then we come to the part where it's supposed to be... Edgar Allen Poe. Played by John Cusack. Solving crimes. So there I get a little derailed.

HOWEVER.

Pretty much all I ask is some madcrazy Lenore action and from the looks of that mutilated female corpse with the teeth all pulled out that's probably what I'm gonna get, SO...

[zolac_no_miko]

Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm at. I feel like this is either the WORST IDEA EVER or the BEST IDEA EVER and I'm kind of stuck on not being able to decide between the two.

[look_alive]

Like, maybe they're trying to capitalize on the whole Sherlock Holmes thing? That's sorta big right now, so... yeah, idk. I'll go see it.

[drownedcities]

I don't know how I feel about this quite yet, but I'm starting to become ashamed from having been born in the same state that houses Hollywood.

[zolac_no_miko]

Yeah, you know, California would be cool, but L.A./Hollywood/that whole area kinda ruins it for everyone.

[drownedcities]

Yeah. Found something even more terrifying than a Raven movie: the guys that wrote Toy Story? They're writing a Farmville movie.

I'm moving to Pluto.

[zolac_no_miko]

I'm sorry, what?

I'll just be over here, STABBING MYSELF IN THE FACE.

[aquidis]

Here's how I feel about it: HOW ABOUT NO

[zolac_no_miko]

Yeah, I feel this, like, morbid fascination... but then I also feel like PUNCHING EVERYONE IN THE FACE. EVERYONE.