Eau de Désespoir

Oct 05, 2010 17:51

Not only does he live halfway across the country, but he reeks, positively REEKS, I say, of desperation.
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lariss October 5 2010, 23:39:04 UTC
He only uses one real period. One.

See? I did better! I used two!

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zoje_george October 6 2010, 00:30:19 UTC
Sad, sad, sad. At least he got a couple of commas and a colon in there too, right?

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seriouspenguin October 6 2010, 00:08:09 UTC
"No, really, I DO want to get to know you better... wait, wait... don't click away... I have so... much... to offer!"

I kind of feel sorry for him.

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zoje_george October 6 2010, 00:38:15 UTC
I know, right? Just sad.

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zoje_george October 6 2010, 00:39:22 UTC
He wants me to let him into my world!

What girl wouldn't fall all over herself trying to get some of that?

Oh, he has a kid who lives with him sometimes, and says in his profile that he'd be willing to relocate. WTF?

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seriouspenguin October 6 2010, 00:43:29 UTC
He put "willing to relocate" in his profile? Wow, that dude really is desperate.

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zoje_george October 6 2010, 00:53:27 UTC
All I have to do is says the word, and I'm sure he'll hop a plane!

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hfnuala October 6 2010, 10:35:01 UTC
I love how personalised this message is. Do you think he mails 50 women a day? 70?

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starfishchick October 6 2010, 15:53:14 UTC
Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, what? NO.

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