Unsolicited Advice

[zoje_george]

From the files of "gee thanks, is this what they teach you in those PUA classes?"

I have skipped over your ad a bunch of times because of the "grumpy" picture of you with your chin on your hand and that was not so appealing. Like a nut that needs to be cracked open but I don't know the nut inside to make bother. But after reading your profile I

Comments

[seriouspenguin]

OK, so do they smack these guys upside the head with a hammer and then fill them full of codeine before they let them write these letters? That's the only way I can see someone writing this and believing it makes any sense at all. And pal, your Big Lebowski reference does not excuse all the nonsensical, backhanded-compliment bullshit that precedes it.

"Nut that needs to be cracked open?" "Not for a bi-polar moment?"

Bleck.

[cigogne]

There's something of every drunken chatup line I've ever endured in that there message. It makes you wonder what their aim is, because it surely can't be to make you like them.

[sensational]

Their aim is to find someone insecure enough that they'll put up with bullshit like this letter, is my guess.

[blue_lotus]

My first thought was "Delete."

[eanja]

This does not sound like it was written by someone sober.

Do you mention cast-iron in your profile somewhere, or is that completely out of the blue? (Hmm, all out of etchings, what else would women want to come over and see?)

[starfishchick]

Blarg.