[Amy, to Jon]: Hold on hold on hold on

*beat*

[Amy, to Jon]: Did she really just say "fluffers of liberty"?!

*beat*

[Jon, to Amy]: Yes. Yes, I believe she did.

Homemade granola really is easy to make and far more delicious than store-bought.

Oh, Alton, how could I ever have doubted you?

We're here! We have internet! There has been great rejoicing ( Read more... )

The time is upon us, basically. Movers come one week from today, we spend some time in Maine, we drive cross-country, we arrive in the Monterey area by the 21st of August. Hopefully we have a place to live by then. (Please send good thoughts our way about that ( Read more... )

Despite significant effort on our part, our cat Scooby continues to be extremely aggressive with Jacob. Progressing to biting was the last straw, and we've made the difficult decision to try and find at least Scooby** a new home ( Read more... )

Mr. Zog has, from time to time, toyed with the idea of getting his own livejournal. Sadly, the username he's thought about is already taken. Here's a gratuitous poll!

Poll

If he chooses your username and sets up an account, I will make you a dessert of your choice.

Edit: Usernames can be up to 15 characters. If you have a new idea after filling out ( Read more... )

*licks batter off of the paddle*

I forgot how much I liked this white chocolate cheesecake. It's totally worth the insane number of hours required to make it ( Read more... )

I'm looking to make a dessert that pleases the inner child, without being too sugary sweet. What's your favorite comfort-food dessert?

Bonus points if you tell me something more about it--why it's special to you, a story, something.

When the FBI has videotaped you accepting a bribe and the money is FOUND IN YOUR FREEZER, the only "other side of the story" is the bullshit side.

In late August, our family will be moving to Monterey, CA. We are currently deciding what to do about our house. If you know anyone who might be interested in renting or purchasing our condo, please let us know.

More details later.