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[zoelogan]

i had the strange feeling a bird was going to poo on me today. It would have been a perfect end to this week. I dont know many people who have been pooed on by birds, so in a way i'd feel special somewhat. Birds poo on shiny things like cars and bikes, i swear they plan their poo attacks. So for something to plan something towards me would be so

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[ergonomics]

hmmm in some cultures its considered good luck but i can't for the life of me remember which cultures. My uncle once got pooed on by a bird. . . yup he said "thank god cows can't fly" true story.

[elf_dreamer]

In Poland it is considered good luck if it poops on your shoulder.

I've heard another one, but I'm not sure if it's traditional: if you step into cow dung, you'll be rich.

[zoelogan]

why am i not rich then?