The Vanilla Sex for No Good Reason Challenge
This one goes out to 
stormkpr
Challenge: Wash and Zoe deserve as much smut as any other couple, and probably even more. They go to bed together every night and they wake up together every morning and they don't have to sneak around, trying to conceal their passions from the rest of the crew. For that reason I give you The Vanilla Sex for No Good Reason Challenge. Your goal is to write a character-based story, heavy on the smut, about a married couple having hot, married sex.
Do's:
Don'ts:
Caveats and Addendums:
Thank you very much.
stormkpr
Challenge: Wash and Zoe deserve as much smut as any other couple, and probably even more. They go to bed together every night and they wake up together every morning and they don't have to sneak around, trying to conceal their passions from the rest of the crew. For that reason I give you The Vanilla Sex for No Good Reason Challenge. Your goal is to write a character-based story, heavy on the smut, about a married couple having hot, married sex.
Do's:
- This sex should be vanilla: no kinks, no props, no wierdity.
- Romance makes everything better.
- Dig into them. Let us hear their thoughts and feelings.
- Strive for a hard R rating
- Make it naughty. Make it dirty and smutty. Make it tender. Make it passionate. Make it funny. Make it quiet. Make it slow. Make it joyful. Make it everything that married sex is.
- Prove that there is no Firefly pairing hotter than Wash/Zoe.
Don'ts:
- Plot? If you have to have some, I suppose that would be fine. But don't let it get in the way of your smut.
- The sex is for no good reason. So you can't use any of the following to spice things up:
- Near death experience
- Premonition of anything experience
- A terrible argument leading to makeup sex
- A non-terrible argument leading to makeup sex
- Windfall of cashy-money
- Windfall of ripe, juicy fruits
- Windfall of dark chocolate
- Windfall of any little thing
- Sudden arrival on the planet of scantily clad but appropriately hygienic people
- Wash's mad flying skills
- Zoe's mad shooting skills
- Any level of adrenalin that is higher than normal
- Reavers
- The Alliance
- Any other crew member at all, for any reason
Caveats and Addendums:
- Please make sure you are of the age of majority before exploring this challenge.
- The Challenge deadline is August 1, 2006. Get cracking.
- Post early and often. If you choose not to post the story here, please at least give it a link (with appropriate headers and warnings).
- Please including in the headers of the story a reference to challenge so that I can compile a master list.
- Please feel free to email me with questions, comments, or surly backchat.
Thank you very much.