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Don't worry Zodion, the gods aren't so heartless that they'd forget your birthday! In fact, they've got a gift for you too--one of the most highly sought after.
Birthday sex.
But not exactly the kind you're used to.
One card from the specialized tarot deck will be gifted to every character. On the last day of every month, the gods will be making an IC post listing every character with a birthday in the following month. For added entertainment and to keep you all on your toes, they will also announce which cards will be released but NOT to whom (think Gossip Girl style).
The cards will then materialize in your character's apartment or on their person f they are not at home on their actual birthday. So long as he or she fulfills the requirements on each card within ONE MONTH of receipt (again, on their actual birth date), they will receive one of these three rewards:
1) Power upgrade
2) Exemption from worship for one month (monthly sign events do not count)
3) Auto-acceptance of a god favour
Once the card has been completed or expires, it will automatically disappear.
These selections will be randomized and assigned by the mods based on a handy-dandy form we need everyone to fill out. It should be self-explanatory, but we will select one from your "yes" list. All comments on the post will be screened.
FORM:
( EXAMPLE )
CHARACTER NAME/JOURNAL: batman/thedarkdick
BIRTH DATE: feb 19
OKAY: 10, 11 coins; 2 cups; justice, strength
NOT OKAY: all the rest
REWARD: power boost
( COPY/PASTE THE BELOW INTO A COMMENT.
PLEASE MAKE A SEPARATE COMMENT FOR EACH CHARACTER!! )
CHARACTER NAME/JOURNAL:
BIRTH DATE:
OKAY:
NOT OKAY:
REWARD:
SIX OF COINS Draw someone/get drawn naked. Artistic talent or not, should this card be drawn Character A and Character B need to participate. Reward comes either a.) when the drawing is finished or b.) throbbing libidos are answered.
SEVEN OF COINS Body painting. Get together with someone you trust enough (haha) and paint each other up. Or just get painted. Reward comes only when the birthday character is painted.
TEN OF COINS Cook naked for someone. Pretty self-explanatory, eh? Get your favored person and cook them up a nice meal completely in the buff. Apron is optional. Reward comes when the meal is finished or ends in sex as dessert.
ELEVEN OF COINS Sex on a higher surface. Copulate on top of a table, on top of a desk, on top of anything that isn't a bed and is a hard, flat surface. Reward comes after you do :)
TWELVE OF COINS New positions. Attempt some new positions. Something sound good you haven't tried before? Try it out! Have fun with it. Good luck and don't break anything. Horses included. Reward comes when sex is completed.
THIRTEEN OF COINS Exhibitionism. Suddenly you're far too sexy for your clothes. So. Take them off. In public. Have a walk around town in nothing but your birthday suit. Reward after ten minutes naked in public.
FOURTEEN OF COINS Sex standing up. Sometimes something like this can be hard to finagle. But, keep standing up until the end and you'll get your reward!
TWO OF CUPS Try a new partner. Things are boring when you don't spice things up! Grab a stranger or someone you know but haven't had sex with and get down and dirty. Reward comes after completion.
FOUR OF CUPS Voyeurism. You dirty little thing, you. Watch two others have sex and get off to it! Pervert. Reward comes after you diddle your fiddle... or if the other couple finishes first. Do not get caught or reward is nulled!
FIVE OF CUPS (Mutual) full body massage. Get together with someone you like and give each other sensual full body massages. Reward comes after both are thoroughly touched or it leads to sex!
ELEVEN OF CUPS Spanking. Y u p. It is your birthday after all, and what's a birthday without spankings? Get a couple or a lot, it's your call. Reward comes after at least three spanks.
THIRTEEN OF CUPS 69ing. This is pretty self-explanatory, isn't it? Get on top of each other and go at it! Reward comes when both parties are satisfied.
MAJOR: THE LOVERS Getting caught in the act. You're so into what's going on you don't notice right away that someone else has walked in the room. But, you will. Reward comes after you've been interrupted (or continue until finished OR have the third party join in).
MAJOR: JUSTICE Masturbate in front of someone. You're going solo now. Touch yourself for that ~special someone~ but they're not allowed to touch you. Reward happens when you reach orgasm by your hands (or toys or whatever).
MAJOR: STRENGTH Fight sex. Whether you hate them or like them and it's just a heated argument, this card brings fight sex. Passions run high when you're angry-take it out sexually on someone else. Reward comes when you're done!
MAJOR: HANGED MAN Threesome. Grab two people and have a good time! It's up to you how it's done, but three people need to be involved. Reward comes after everyone does.
MAJOR: TEMPERANCE "Secret" oral. Give or be given oral under a table while having lunch with the unknowing third party. Or come up with your own sort of scenario. Either way, the third party cannot know what's going on under the table. Reward comes after you're satisfied.
MAJOR: THE TOWER Get someone else off in public. Doesn't have to be seen by anyone but the two of you. Go someplace private, but keep it outdoors (or some place public) and get the other person off. Reward comes after they reach orgasm.
THE WORLD Mirror sex. Watch yourselves get it on in any way, shape or form. Just so long as there's a mirror to reflect a good portion of your bodies. Reward happens after you're done!
TWO OF SWORDS Blindfold sex. Either one of you must be blindfolded during this romp. Or you both can for maximum sensory deprivation. It's your choice how it goes down. Rewarded when you're done!
SIX OF SWORDS Cosplay/roleplay sex. Now's your chance to play out your fantasy. Get some costumes and act out a scenario of your choice. As usual, reward comes when done!
TEN OF SWORDS Outdoor sex. Pretty self-explanatory as well. Have sex outside somewhere! Get creative! Reward comes when done.
ELEVEN OF SWORDS Pegging. Ladies. Grab a guy and peg the hell out of him. Reward comes after the guy finishes.
THIRTEEN OF SWORDS Body worship. Either you do the worshiping or have it done to you. Your body is a wonderland and should be revered for being so amazing. Or worship each other, your choice. Reward comes after sex is completed.
Don't worry Zodion, the gods aren't so heartless that they'd forget your birthday! In fact, they've got a gift for you too--one of the most highly sought after.
Birthday sex.
But not exactly the kind you're used to.
One card from the specialized tarot deck will be gifted to every character. On the last day of every month, the gods will be making an IC post listing every character with a birthday in the following month. For added entertainment and to keep you all on your toes, they will also announce which cards will be released but NOT to whom (think Gossip Girl style).
The cards will then materialize in your character's apartment or on their person f they are not at home on their actual birthday. So long as he or she fulfills the requirements on each card within ONE MONTH of receipt (again, on their actual birth date), they will receive one of these three rewards:
1) Power upgrade
2) Exemption from worship for one month (monthly sign events do not count)
3) Auto-acceptance of a god favour
Once the card has been completed or expires, it will automatically disappear.
These selections will be randomized and assigned by the mods based on a handy-dandy form we need everyone to fill out. It should be self-explanatory, but we will select one from your "yes" list. All comments on the post will be screened.
FORM:
( EXAMPLE )
CHARACTER NAME/JOURNAL: batman/thedarkdick
BIRTH DATE: feb 19
OKAY: 10, 11 coins; 2 cups; justice, strength
NOT OKAY: all the rest
REWARD: power boost
( COPY/PASTE THE BELOW INTO A COMMENT.
PLEASE MAKE A SEPARATE COMMENT FOR EACH CHARACTER!! )
CHARACTER NAME/JOURNAL:
BIRTH DATE:
OKAY:
NOT OKAY:
REWARD:
SIX OF COINS Draw someone/get drawn naked. Artistic talent or not, should this card be drawn Character A and Character B need to participate. Reward comes either a.) when the drawing is finished or b.) throbbing libidos are answered.
SEVEN OF COINS Body painting. Get together with someone you trust enough (haha) and paint each other up. Or just get painted. Reward comes only when the birthday character is painted.
TEN OF COINS Cook naked for someone. Pretty self-explanatory, eh? Get your favored person and cook them up a nice meal completely in the buff. Apron is optional. Reward comes when the meal is finished or ends in sex as dessert.
ELEVEN OF COINS Sex on a higher surface. Copulate on top of a table, on top of a desk, on top of anything that isn't a bed and is a hard, flat surface. Reward comes after you do :)
TWELVE OF COINS New positions. Attempt some new positions. Something sound good you haven't tried before? Try it out! Have fun with it. Good luck and don't break anything. Horses included. Reward comes when sex is completed.
THIRTEEN OF COINS Exhibitionism. Suddenly you're far too sexy for your clothes. So. Take them off. In public. Have a walk around town in nothing but your birthday suit. Reward after ten minutes naked in public.
FOURTEEN OF COINS Sex standing up. Sometimes something like this can be hard to finagle. But, keep standing up until the end and you'll get your reward!
TWO OF CUPS Try a new partner. Things are boring when you don't spice things up! Grab a stranger or someone you know but haven't had sex with and get down and dirty. Reward comes after completion.
FOUR OF CUPS Voyeurism. You dirty little thing, you. Watch two others have sex and get off to it! Pervert. Reward comes after you diddle your fiddle... or if the other couple finishes first. Do not get caught or reward is nulled!
FIVE OF CUPS (Mutual) full body massage. Get together with someone you like and give each other sensual full body massages. Reward comes after both are thoroughly touched or it leads to sex!
ELEVEN OF CUPS Spanking. Y u p. It is your birthday after all, and what's a birthday without spankings? Get a couple or a lot, it's your call. Reward comes after at least three spanks.
THIRTEEN OF CUPS 69ing. This is pretty self-explanatory, isn't it? Get on top of each other and go at it! Reward comes when both parties are satisfied.
MAJOR: THE LOVERS Getting caught in the act. You're so into what's going on you don't notice right away that someone else has walked in the room. But, you will. Reward comes after you've been interrupted (or continue until finished OR have the third party join in).
MAJOR: JUSTICE Masturbate in front of someone. You're going solo now. Touch yourself for that ~special someone~ but they're not allowed to touch you. Reward happens when you reach orgasm by your hands (or toys or whatever).
MAJOR: STRENGTH Fight sex. Whether you hate them or like them and it's just a heated argument, this card brings fight sex. Passions run high when you're angry-take it out sexually on someone else. Reward comes when you're done!
MAJOR: HANGED MAN Threesome. Grab two people and have a good time! It's up to you how it's done, but three people need to be involved. Reward comes after everyone does.
MAJOR: TEMPERANCE "Secret" oral. Give or be given oral under a table while having lunch with the unknowing third party. Or come up with your own sort of scenario. Either way, the third party cannot know what's going on under the table. Reward comes after you're satisfied.
MAJOR: THE TOWER Get someone else off in public. Doesn't have to be seen by anyone but the two of you. Go someplace private, but keep it outdoors (or some place public) and get the other person off. Reward comes after they reach orgasm.
THE WORLD Mirror sex. Watch yourselves get it on in any way, shape or form. Just so long as there's a mirror to reflect a good portion of your bodies. Reward happens after you're done!
TWO OF SWORDS Blindfold sex. Either one of you must be blindfolded during this romp. Or you both can for maximum sensory deprivation. It's your choice how it goes down. Rewarded when you're done!
SIX OF SWORDS Cosplay/roleplay sex. Now's your chance to play out your fantasy. Get some costumes and act out a scenario of your choice. As usual, reward comes when done!
TEN OF SWORDS Outdoor sex. Pretty self-explanatory as well. Have sex outside somewhere! Get creative! Reward comes when done.
ELEVEN OF SWORDS Pegging. Ladies. Grab a guy and peg the hell out of him. Reward comes after the guy finishes.
THIRTEEN OF SWORDS Body worship. Either you do the worshiping or have it done to you. Your body is a wonderland and should be revered for being so amazing. Or worship each other, your choice. Reward comes after sex is completed.